Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available

Wrong directions, Lineal Champions, Gaudi, Pelvic Thrusts, capes and arm hair. Just another week in the misfiring world of South London’s most disappointed man. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

An otherwise good podcast review leads Daniel to the doctor’s to discuss further rhinoplasty and mulling over whether he has the classic “Adenoid Face”, while the lovely William Stafford makes his Available debut with a crotch-busting tale of woe. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

Amputations and younger managers have infiltrated Daniel’s dreams this week, while Listener 62 announces his arrival. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

This week: Snowmen on Clapham Common, Murakami on writing and Gatsby, we delve deeper into the reasons for the Kid's throat infection, and a grim week in Vauxhall SW8 in the wake of the tragic helicopter crash. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

This week, Daniel witnesses a fist bump gone wrong and happens upon the dirtiest indoor wall he's ever seen. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

This week's resolutions-free show sees Daniel discuss a disappointing haircut to open the new year with, and fantasise about driving the elderly around. There's also the return of serial nose picker, Future Me. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

Daniel ponders how different his life might have been had he known how to dance and bought free-range eggs. Includes Things the Kid Said, A to Z and another feature unlikely to take off, Things That Could Be Improved. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

In a specially extended Christmas special, Daniel is joined by a surprise guest and in a race against time, tries to find an anti-Christmas gesture for Pete and Victoria in Gesture Trader. Meanwhile, this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad transports us back to Christmas 1980, Daniel talks about his new GP and quashes the Kid’s efforts to get his number. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

Another chance to listen to the Christmas special of 2010, the last Please Don't Hug Me to be recorded from the Pimlico Hotel the boys were recording in that winter. With a special introduction by Micky Boyd. Presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon and Micky Boyd. With Stuart Armstrong and Roisin Rae. Follow Daniel @1607WestEgg Micky @boydie71

This week, the spectacularly unsuccessful search for an anti-Christmas gesture for listeners Pete and Victoria continues in Gesture Trader, while the Kid's sartorial advice comes too late to save Two Rivers from attending his work's Christmas do in his Next 2005 Summer season range tan shoes, and there's the welcome return of The A to Z of Me and My Dad. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg And if you like the podcast, please make a donation via the Paypal link on the blog 1607westegg.wordpress.com

This week, Daniel prepares for the coming snow, carefully explains why he couldn't date a disfigured woman, and rues being able to replace his lost gloves so easily. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg And please make a donation to the show via the blog www.1607westegg.wordpress.com

This week, Daniel finds a private compliment paid to the Kid is not so private, tries to iron out the flaws in Gesture Trader, and tells us about the Stockwell Soothsayer, whose wholly inaccurate death predictions had much of SW9 fearing for their lives. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg And please make a donation to the show via the blog www.1607westegg.wordpress.com

This week, in addition to disputing The Kid’s assertion that they have struck up a rapport and persisting with his unconvincing beard, Daniel launches Gesture Trader, a forum where listeners can trade gestures and affectations. Do you have an action, a movement, that you think you’ve taken as far as you can? What kind of gesture are you looking to replace it with? Gesture Trader could be just what you’re looking for. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg And please make a donation to the show via the blog www.1607westegg.wordpress.com

Daniel takes heart from a week slowly rebuilding his handshaking technique after last week’s weak flesh-pressing, while a listener regales the show with a bizarre tale of viewing a flat with a door less bedroom and naked pictures of other men. Meanwhile, it’s the letter “P” for Passport in this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg And please make a donation to the show via the blog www.1607westegg.wordpress.com

This week, while dealing with the kid’s seemingly interminable questions, Daniel tries to persuade middle-aged men to lose their body warmers, whilst getting his recent limp-wristed handshakes back on track. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Email DRTavailable@westegg1607.co.uk And please support the show by making a donation via the blog www.1607westegg.wordpress.com