Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available

NEW Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available This week, Daniel suggests an Intermediate Range of food for those slowly pulling themselves out of financial trouble before they move onto proper food again, SW8’s “Fone Doctor” is away, there’s a Future Me sighting, more Early Man questions and Prince of the Narcissists, the Kid, fails to make the most of a romantic rain sodden night out with his lady. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former co-creator/presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me" recorded in the Pimlico hotel he lived in back in 2010, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and every Monday dissects the minutiae of everyday life in Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. Support the show www.1607westegg.wordpress.com Follow on twitter @1607WestEgg

This week, Daniel finds himself sidelined as the Kid makes a new friend that’s even older than the South London Latte Ponce. There’s also hairdressing tips for the middle aged, some high calibre Nectar Points accrual, South London facts that can’t be verified, and more tales from Little Portugal and the SW8 café involving Veteran Waitress and favourites, The Chin Fissures. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former co-creator/presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me" recorded in the Pimlico hotel he lived in back in 2010, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and every Monday dissects the minutiae of everyday life in Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. Follow on twitter @1607WestEgg Email DRTavailable@westegg1607.co.uk Support the show with a donation via www.1607westegg.wordpress.com

This week, as the brace era kicks off in earnest, Daniel talks the Nectar Points coupon that got away, soft foods, the Spanish civil war, and there’s an awful lot of bus talk. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former co-creator/presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me" recorded in the Pimlico hotel he lived in back in 2010, is, he’d like the world to know, Available and every Monday dissects the minutiae of everyday life in Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg And if you like the show, please consider supporting it with a donation. Visit 1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal button.

This week, a stranger hands Daniel tissues on a bus and the half man, half P45 returns to his childhood church for a funeral and explains why he hasn’t taken communion for over 25 years. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Email drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

This week, changes afoot in Nine Elms; Daniel recalls his "final" day out with his dad; there’s a Future Me sighting shortly before Daniel returns to a barbershop for the first time in years; 62 is back and the Kid hits back in the #plateoff. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Email drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

This week, “Not Danny”, Early Man tourism, Micky Boyd challenges the Kid to a “Plate-Off” and Daniel readies himself to return to the wilds of the barbershop. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Email drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

The changing of the seasons unsettle south London’s disappointed one this week, causing him to blow his vitamins money and seek solace in Tesco’s Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal. Listener 62 returns with his L-word crusade, and Daniel grows increasingly preoccupied with the local care home. Plus multiple mentions of Micky Boyd Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

This week, South London’s most disappointed man returns to the scene of his weak transaction with the thumb less cashier, and casts his mind back to the time he dated a woman who was born with six digits on one hand. And the lack of a forthcoming hair compliment gets the Kid’s back up. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow Daniel and the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

To listen to the show in full this week, visit the blog 1607westegg.wordpress.com On the podcast this week, South London’s most disappointed man recalls his family’s “iron horse” moment from the long hot summer of ’95 (why is it they’re always long hot summers?), the Kit Kat internal breakage and fly button controversies with the Kid, the demise of King’s Reach Tower – the home of Fleetway Comics, Gesture Trader makes a surprise low key return and somewhat grimly, the Stockwell Strangler. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

This week, South London’s most disappointed man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with the Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link. Subscribe to the Amazon Kindle blog "Daniel Ruiz Tizon".

Balconies and endless walkways, single decker bus hell, flawed bus boarding techniques and bamboo shoots all feature on this week’s show as Daniel tries to adjust to life in South East London. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg Please support the show with a donation. Go to www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link.

GP segue required, SE London, Bathroom chaos, and a chest hair ruckus with the Kid, all in this week’s under-the-radar podcast with South London’s most disappointed man. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link

A packed lunch falls, a murdered man is remembered for his Lamborghini, a council enforces a spitting ban and a Future Me sighting, all in this week’s show with the disappointed one. Writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and former presenter of "Please Don't Hug Me", "The Daniel Ruiz Tizon Podcast" and "Nowhere Has Everything You Need", returns with a brand new comedy podcast in which he dissects the minutiae of everyday life. And do remember, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available. He is so available. Out every Monday. Follow the show on Twitter @1607WestEgg To make a donation and support the show, please visit the blog 1607WestEgg.wordpress.com and click on the Paypal link