I'm Not Here To Make Friends

Here it is, the end of Big Brother 13. Can you believe it? Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike can't, but it was a fun season right up until the end. We talk about the 90min finale where we try to figure out where Adam's assuredness was coming from, exactly where Julie lost track of the show and what was up with those final questions. As always, we're super sad that Big Brother has come to another close, but look forward to next summer. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Big Brother Mike, Bryan and Allison are at it again! They're taking the time to tell you everything that's been going on in the house on Big Brother! In this episode they cover this week's Wednesday and Thursday night show, featuring OTEV the Shark w/ a sweet tooth, the Fortune Teller coming to life, the return of the missing chess piece and Adam starting to think about playing the game... Seriously, this episode has it all and if it doesn't all your money will be refunded in full. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are here to chat all about Big Brother. On this episode they talk about the Pandora's Box celebrity twist, which welcomes back an old friend as well as blows Adam's mind! They make fun of almost everyone and everything... except for Porche's damn body glitter? What was up with that? But yeah, from donut wrangling to key pulling and all the duck kissing in between, they got it covered. P.S. This episode contains much more randomness than usual. You've been warned. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike continue to talk about Big Brother. They cover all the sneakiness that Shelly is trying to pull off, Jordan and Rachael's new alliance name and the reactions to the final speeches. They even talk about the newly broken in Jury House. It is a pretty short episode, but that's because while there was a lot going on, it is not totally dramatic as it has been in the last few weeks. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

We're still here and now timelier than ever! We're talking about Sunday's big show in which the clock is turned back to last Thursday before the Eviction and Fast Forward events took place. So much craziness went on between Jeff and Shelly that we all NEED to know and NEED to discuss. Of course doing all this discussing is Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike as is usual for this podcast. What is not so usual is what we talk about after recapping the episode. It is a very serious talk about Big Brother fan etiquette. Listen up and spread the word, we all need to stay with-in bounds. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Finally, I'm Not Here to Make Friends has come back to the internet! Boy, do Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike have a lot to catch up on! Come on, there's three evictions that they still have to cover! They hit it fast and furious and end up covering four episodes of Big Brother in about an hour! Isn't that amazing? It is pretty amazing. I'm pretty amazed. You will be too! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Well, Shelly's going crazy in the house, Porche winds up in an alliance no one wouldn't've predicted 2 weeks ago, Adam make a bad choice and the nominations are shocking. That's just the beginning of week 6 or as Allison Likes to call it "Week 4 Remix" and Bryan likes to call it "Week 4 Part 2: Chain Reaction" Big Brother Mike just calls it "Week 6" because, in this case, he's a normal thinking human. Seriously folks, seriously, the house is getting crazy and the three of them are getting a little nutty in their coverage of it. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

BOOSH! This is how it goes! It was an explosive week in the Big Brother house and Allison can't contain her excitement while talking about it with Bryan and Big Brother Mike. Heck, she can't even wait to get the discussion started! They question what the hell Lawon was thinking, talk about the cleanly shaven Adam and ponder if Kalia will ever get Jeff & Jordan to like her again. They even tackle the most controversial twist of the Summer, the return of a past house-guest and why they DON'T think it was rigged! Listen up and see if you agree! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Media files

Allegedly Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike were set to record an "eh" episode about an "eh" episode of Big Brother, but it turned out to be a fun one. They talk about Jeff and Kalia's fight, bizarro Jordan and Rachael the catty smart ass. Big Brother Mike also lets us all in on a fight that we didn't see after the Have/Have Not competition. If you think this is impressive, the trio also talk about some other reality shows, some alleged Big Brother drama from past house guests but also Big Brother Jesus. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

What a week on Big Brother! I mean there was some real craziness going on w/ Brendan and Rachel's cry cry baby face making and Adam's elfishness. Seriously, it was nuts and we have Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike to guide you through it all. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Who was the winner of the Head of Household competition? What was inside those five snowballs? Did Rachel slip or did she just want to sit next to Jeff? Why was Lawon eating olives from a tin can? Find out the answer to these questions and more when you listen to this episode! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

We watch Big Brother, you watch Big Brother, we talk about it, you listen to it. That's how this goes right? Here's another episode of Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike breaking down the ins and outs of the Big Brother USA 13 game. We talk about the over zealousness of Daniel's game, the ambitiousness of Dominic's and the accidental cleverness of Shelly's. We also rag on Brendon for the way he's acting, discuss our mixed feelings on Kalia and continue our campaign of our love for Lawon. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike team up once again to catch you up on Big Brother. Not only do we talk about the (lame) Luxury Competition, the awesomeness that is David Hasslehoff but also Brendon & Rachel's Wah Wah Time. Other highlights include Allison wearing goggles, Bryan calling out other podcasters, Big Brother Mike doing some celebrity impressions and the return of a favorite Big Brother segment from our show last year. Can you guess what it is? Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Back once again to do a once over on this week of Big Brother. Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike love all things big brother and have a lot to say this week about game strategy, social strategy and Franklin the turtle. It is a crazy episode where Big Brother Mike flat out disagrees with a lot of what Allison is saying and Bryan goes back and forth between them pointing out the merits and pitfalls of each plan. Things are so out of hand Bryan even starts to defend Rachel! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends

Live, in the same studio, it is Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike covering the first week of Big Brother 13 for I'm Not Here to Make Friends! The three of them talk about the Big Brother 13 house and discuss the week's nominations, POV and ultimately the first eviction of the summer. They also discus the sad departure of Evel Dick and what they think it means to the game. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by : http://thefantasticplastics.com Big Brother Wrap Party : http://bigbrotherwrapparty.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends