I'm Not Here To Make Friends

What the hell listeners? WHAT THE HELL! What did you do America? Seriously, America, I'm in Bernie Mac mode and I need you to explain it to all of us! This episode covers what when w/ the end of this week in the Big Brother house (by Allison, Bryan & Big Brother Mike of course) and they just don't understand America! What the hell! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

Time to hit up a little more Big Brother 14 action! Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike team up again to bring you all of their awesome thoughts! They even talk a little strategy! I mean, it is a bit hard to get that in when Allison is doing her impressions of Ashley, Danielle & others. So yeah, good fun for all! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

You know the drill by now, Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike gather around a few mics and tell you what has been going on in the house and commenting and making fun of it. The usual. And as usual, Big Brother Mike gives us a little bit of behind the scenes action! Woah! It is a good time on this episode, so be sure to listen up! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike are back again to talk about all the drama, and we mean drama, that kicked this week off! From slop dates to stacks of cash, pork rinds to pudding and feed problems to freak outs the team at I'm Not Here to Make Friends has it covered! Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

The Big Brother house continues it's twists and turns and Allison, Bryan and Big Brother Mike continue to cover exactly all what is going on. From a day at the races to laundry time, these three are talking about it. There was a lot going on this week, so the episode is a little lengthy, but there's no problem with that because with Ian being all awkward excited, Willie being a big baby and Joe's harsh tactics to get everyone to eat his food when he wants them to, the house guests and coaches have given us a lot to talk about! So crack a couple beers (or a tall glass of ice water) and join us. Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

Oh man, look who is back! It's I'm Not Here to Make Friends! And they're ready to fill your ear holes w/ some Big Brother 14 coverage! Allison and Bryan are once again joined by Big Brother Mike to discus everything that went on in the house on the first episode of this season, including the twists, some missed strategic opportunities and what kind of game they think will be going on this year. Oh we also spend about 3 minutes too many talking about Glass House... Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com

Bryan and Allison once again got a chance to talk with Gillian Larson from Survivor Gabon about her fundraiser Reality Rally. She talks about what's different this year, how much bigger the event has gotten and how she got the idea for the fundraiser in the first place. Reality Rally: http://www.realityrally.com

Back on task and ready to deliver the goods, Allison and Bryan don't slack and mumble around on this episode! They cover the finale of the Amazing Race and two episodes of Top Chef and it only takes them just shy of an hour! If they seem a bit distracted at time, that's because something was making a noise in the office (the sound doesn't pick up on the mic, thankfully) and they try to figure out where it is coming from. That mystery is never solved, but the mystery as to where they've been the last few weeks is solved... or over... whatever makes more sense. Covered in this show: Amazing Race : Finale Top Chef Texas : Episode 7 Top Chef Texas : Episode 8 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

Let's see... in this episode we cover the Amazing Race, Top Chef, Ringer, beer, the etymology of Bryan's last name, bok choy, rum & cola, cows (and the liking of), Christmas vacation drives, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, being an old married couple among several other topics... and not necessarily in that order. Seriously, Allison and Bryan haven't had an episode this long in a long time but they also haven't been this drunk doing a podcast in a long time, or gotten off topic like this in a long time. If you long for the days where the reality show talk was secondary to the cult of personality that is Allison and Bryan, then this episode is for you, if you're really just tuning in to here what they really think of the Amazing Race and Top Chef, well... that's all there, but it does take a while to get back to it once they derail. Hey guys, it is the journey, not the destination! Covered in this show: Amazing Race : Episode 11 Top Chef Texas : Episode 6 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

In this episode, Allison and Bryan make up for lost time by discussing 2 episodes each of the Amazing Race and Top Chef. They're sorry for the wait, but they were just flat out too fat on turkey last week to be of any use to anyone. Covered in this show: Amazing Race : Episode 9 Amazing Race : Episode 10 Top Chef Texas : Episode 4 Top Chef Texas : Episode 5 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

Time to bust open your ear balls and get ready for some way past cool reality show podcastin' from your homies, Allison & Bryan, at I'm Not Here to Make Friends. In this episode they continue our coverage of Amazing Race as Allison bitches about the lack of the traditional clue box, they also talk about Top Chef Texas and introduce their new segment "Eat It or Chuck It". That name isn't so clever, but hey, you can't win them all. Except for when your listening to I'm Not Here to Make Friends, in that case, you've totally won. So toast to yourself, your a winner! Covered in this show: Amazing Race : Episode 8 Top Chef Texas : Episode 3 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

Well, well, well, looks like your intrepid hosts went off and got married, so they got behind on a few episodes. Now that they're all hitched, Allison and Bryan are back doing what they do best, talking about reality television. They're covering 3 big episodes of the Amazing Race and 2 episodes of the just started, Top Chef Texas. Time to buckle up again and get going, it's I'm Not Here to Make Friends time! Covered in this show: Amazing Race : Episode 5 Amazing Race : Episode 6 Amazing Race : Episode 7 Top Chef Texas : Episode 1 Top Chef Texas : Episode 2 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

Oh yeah! Another episode! Reality television coverage at its finest! Zippy zoops and a hearty boo-yah! Let's do this like Brutus! It's on like Genghis Khan! Let's chill with Phil! Have a ball while climbing a rock wall! The excitement is totes when you're guiding a boat! Its not so sweet when you gotta set up a beach! And... other things that rhyme really badly. Yep, all that and Allison & Bryan plays a message that was left for one of their cats left by an admirer. Covering this show the Amazing Race 19 : Episode 4 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com Reality Rally : http://www.RealityRally.com

Are you ready for some racing? No? What if I said this racing was amazing? Yep, I knew you'd like that. Allison and Bryan are all ready to count Buddha's, surf their bikes and talk some serious Amazing Race. Before that they discuss the reality of Allison being on various reality shows. Also, stay tuned to the very end to witness Allison's epic failure of a joke and hear some more of Bryan's good ole fashioned giggling. Covering this show the Amazing Race 19 : Episode 3 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends Our Friends Covering Survivor : http://www.OurSurvivorBlog.com

Look who's back everyone? It's Allison and Bryan! It is time for them to tackle the Amazing Race! The two of them are more than ready to recap the episodes and nick-name all the racers. There's a lot to laugh at and make fun of in these episodes and the I'm Not Here to Make Friends crew is more than up to the task! Dive right in and enjoy it for yourself! Covering these shows the Amazing Race 19 : Episode 1 the Amazing Race 19 : Episode 2 Website : http://NotMakeFriends.com E-Mail : podcast@notmakefriends.com Twitter : @NotMakeFriends Music Provided by the Fantastic Plastics : http://thefantasticplastics.com Shooting Blanks : http://www.thegremlincave.com Free Audiobook : http://www.audibletrial.com/notmakefriends