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Infants on Thrones

Summary: An entertaining podcast about self-awareness and discovery. The title Infants on Thrones is an homage to the Mormon Founder Joseph Smith who said, in his lesser-known King Follet discourse, that eternity is full of thrones, upon which dwell thousands of children, reigning on thrones of glory, with not one cubit added to their stature. It is a funny image, but it also suggests that we, as amateur podcasters, do not really have all the answers we may think we do. We can't take ourselves too seriously. We are also Infants on Thrones.

Podcasts:

 Ep 351 – The First Vision | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:49:17

Last weekend, the Church released a new and improved video depiction of the First Vision that claimed to incorporate the various accounts Joseph Smith gave to “provide additional perspectives and insights into this remarkable event.” Glenn, Matt, Randy, Bob, and Jake decide to do a bit of remarking themselves.

 Ep 350 – Froback Friday – Book of Abraham Smackdown | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3:24:16

Travel back in time to August 2014 for one of our first smackdown episodes as Jake, Bob, Randy, Scott, and Glenn discuss the then-recent essay on The Book of Abraham from LDS.org.

 Ep 349 – The Righteous Mind | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:35:07

Heather, Glenn, and Jake team up for some good old-fashion infant shenanigans as they discuss Jonathan Haidt’s 2012 book on moral foundations theory, The Righteous Mind.

 Ep 348 – Evaluating Evidence: Trump Dossier Ep. 4 – Cyber Crime, Crimea, and China | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:28:46

Scott, Matt, and Glenn read the next two portions of the Trump Dossier that deal with Russian cyber crime, and Paul Manafort’s role in softening the Republican National Committee’s platform on Crimea.

 Ep 347 – Evaluating Evidence: Trump Dossier Ep. 3 – Let the Smackdown Begin | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:32:44

Scott, Matt, and Glenn begin reading from the Trump Dossier.  You know… Infant Smackdown style.  The text is linked below if you want to read along.  And don’t skip the easter egg at the end of this episode.  Unless you just really really want to.     https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

 Ep 346 – Evaluating Evidence: Trump Dossier Ep. 2 – Infants Disclaimer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:15:57

What is “fake news?”  Scott, Matt, Jake, Bob and Glenn discuss whether or not evaluating the Trump Dossier is a good idea.  Let us know your opinions on the website.

 Ep 345 – Of Whip Its and Weed: A Wonderful Doctor’s Wise Words of Wizardly Warning | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:04:51

Matt, Jake, and Scott talk to Dr. Josh Britt about the pros and cons of medical marijuana and the practice of doing “whip its.”

 Ep 344 – Evaluating Evidence: Deconstructing the Trump Dossier – Part 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7:54

What is the difference between “fake news” and “real news?”  What is the impact of “alternative facts?”  Is there really anything to this buzzfeed-leaked Dossier about Trump’s alleged connections with Russia?  What is believable?  What is not believable?  Scott takes religion out from under the microscope and replaces it with politics in this introduction to a new smackdown series for Infants on Thrones.  More to come.

 Ep 343 – Mindfulness and Music: A Recipe for an Intimate and Passionate Valentine’s Day | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 14:07

Are you planning the perfect date this V-Day?  You know, a date that’s the perfect combination of thoughtful, playful, cute, and sexy?  Kristin and Matt (but mostly Kristin) suggest one way to turn a lame holiday into a day you and your partner (or partners) will remember for years to come.

 Ep 342 – Girls Gone Thrones | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:48:34

In this femisode, Heather, her sister Jennifer, Jennifer’s friend Crys and Crys’s friend Charlie get together to form the largest women’s Infants on Thrones panel in the world–presided over and mansplained by priesthood holder Brother Jake. First they smack up Jennifer’s Reddit diatribe against the much-shared facebook post inviting Women’s March attendees to join “the oldest and largest women’s organization in the world’ the LDS Reliesosidy: Relief Society is NOT a Women’s Group!  Then they smack down a Mormon Women Stand article written by a women who marches around her privileged domestic palace shaming other women who aren’t content to march like she does. In their spare time they talk about Crys and Charlie’s experiences at the Women’s March and what girls would do if they could hold an activity in the church without a priesthood holder present.

 Ep 341 – Infants, Immigration, and Captain EO | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:54:09

Who says you should avoid talking about politics and religion?  Matt and Glenn interview Melinda “Mindy” Butler, an immigration attorney for The Florence Project in Arizona, to learn more about the three recent Executive Orders on immigration.

 Ep 340 – Disciples After Dark: Aunt Wendy and the Worldly Sex | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:44

What happens when parody meets smackdown?  This. Matt and Kristin and Glenn (and a special guest or two) take some time to delicately mock and smackdown the Jan 8 2017 World Wide Devotional for Young Adults.  Because the devil wants to ruin you all with empty lust-filled worldly sex (but thinking that everyone else in the entire world is being deceived by Satan and you and your fellow church members are the only righteous people chosen of God is totally fine.  In fact it is encouraged.) And a previously recorded Jake and Heather join in for a nice recycled song.

 Ep 339 – The Alarming Truth Behind Anti-Mormonism: The Smackdown | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:36:31

Glenn, Matt, and Scott smack down a blog post because many of you asked us to.  So we did.  In front of about 50 lovely listeners.  And now the rest of you can hear it.  This episode was recorded January 8, 2017.   http://happiness-seekers.com/2017/01/02/the-alarming-truth-behind-anti-mormonism/

 Ep 338 – Mormon Hypocrisy Disguised as Legitimacy | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:13

Bob is joined by himself to discuss the latest attack on John Dehlin’s research aka “John Dehlin and the Weaponization of Scientific Research” aka some Mormon blogger really wanting to be taken seriously.

 Ep 337 – The New Atheist’s Guide to Not Being a Total Asshole: Episode 8 (Family) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:48:22

It’s hard enough parenting kids when Jesus is your co-pilot.  What do you do when he jumps ship? (or after you mutiny and throw him to the crocodiles — maybe that’s a better metaphor). Sage is back to interview APEs Matt and Kristin (Atheist Parents Extraordinaire) — with a few comments from third-wheel-Glenn — as they discuss raising kids sans-faith-in-God.  Stick around to the end for a special announcement!

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