Richard and Allison's Super Happy Fun Late Night Daytime Breakfast Show

It's true, I haven't. The following show notes are thanks to Scott Redman who rocks. Here we go baby! Phil can bollocks. I was probably wanking. School days are the happiest days of your life. The kids in chess club. Ian calls. A bit drunk. Dress as a twat. I look like a member of Hanson. Going to run to take Barclay for a wee. Ian, make it happen. How much to be the guy that throws you out of the plane? Video game discussion. We'll let you get on with your drunken night. (Done). JBW calls. There's no land for a car park. Rugby night. The game looks like it was made for the Dreamcast. Scoring achievement points. WTF, Casey's not listening to SHaFT, he's logged into his XBox. Let's go snowboarding. Where's Gloria from? Nobody listens to their own shows, well, except for Shane. Have I ever mentioned this version of Skype is shit? The boxing game was 2 pound 50. You can't even run down a pedestrian. Is that my Blu-Ray player? (Done). Shane calls. I've never taken LSD. For the record, I don't go back and listen to our show. Fuck 'em Shane, we're having fun. It's not like recording with Tristan used to be. Who's Tristan? Towel day. Nail biters and bed wetters. Big Jewfro. Can I say Jewfro? You just don't know how my people have suffered. The book of Rich. It's really made from Kangaroo. Wearing a tuxedo. A toy train big enough to ride on. Happy Birthday Alice, she's 20 today! (Done). Calling this one a bit short. Thanks for listening. Thanks to those of you who've donated to support this show. If you'd like to donate, please visit the website.

This was recorded before there wasn't a rapture. Mr S W Redman's show notes follow. The day before the Rapture. Marius wins tonight's woot contest. Welcome to the last night on earth. What would you do if the world ended tomorrow? If you don't want anything from the store, you owe us 25 pounds. Rich cleaned the fridge. LA Noire. Recorded a ton of shows last weekend. Macho Man Randy Savage, Casey calls. Fond memories of Randy Savage. Miss Elizabeth, The Genius and Lex Lugar. Wrestlers spiraling out of control. He walked like he shat himself. Fat dudes smoking. Who's older, Rich or Casey? Blasted Hellscape. Will's WWF wrestling figures. Scones in Heaven. Good luck with tomorrow. Voltron. The Church of Five Robot Lions. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Paul Hudson. Watching Craig, watching Machete. Black Dynamite. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Y24a0cyCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Y24a0cyCE) My box of shit DVD's. The Isle by Kim Ki-Duk. Sitting through a Serbian film. The Burbs. Have I mentioned how bad this version of Skype is? Boz, the podcasting whore. Switching to co-hosting mode. Mike (Solar Mechanic) calls. Can I borrow your record player? Soundtrack for the South Park movie, on cassette. Tragic hair as a 16 year old. Turtle Power. I'm so old ….I've got a box of minidiscs here. What's your favorite Billy Joel album? The Burbs and alternative endings. Andrew calls. Good news on the horizon - listen to the episode for details. @TIOLI is now on twitter - be sure to follow us. James calls. Everybody pile on. Barnacles are the Herpes of the ocean. Marius calls. Calling in to join the gang bang. Rick brought his own lube. Lesson on ye olde money. As many hosts as Police Academy movies. Shane piles on. This episode is keep Rich from playing LA Noire. What do you guys want to talk about? Wow, this is the best ending EVER for SHaFT! I'm playing the music now, this show is over.

This one has Ian on, because he took the time to visit. How many of you bother to do that eh? Seriously though, don't come here. The show notes that follow are by Scott Redman. It's SHaFT time people. Ian (from Do Ask, Do Tell) is in the house tonight. Time for some new equipment. Walli's been hired full time from her temp position. Congrats! There's a half finished Hurricane sitting over there since January. Ken calls. Sitting in front of a computer, reading shit. Going to be an "Apple Genius". Met some others from SimSyn. In case you haven't heard, Simply Syndifest has been canceled. I'll be able to get you lot a discount at the Apple store. The Jamie Oliver app. (Done). Andrew calls. After 3 years, may finally get treatment in place. Ian's drinking a bottle of Malibu. Nigel is one fucked up son of a bitch. Burned the Cannabis episode onto CD for Mom. Copies of DADT on the playgrounds. (Done). From the chat room (thanks to FarliamentPunk): http://cunttree.com/cunt-tree.jpg (http://cunttree.com/cunt-tree.jpg) Shane calls. I don't remember music at all. I used to play gigs, now I'm a bitter old man. The PayPal account is still not sorted. Elvis: Dead or Alive? Bruce fucking Campbell. Let's talk about pants. Big Dr. Who episode coming up. Loving the new TV. Fixing your parents electronic setup. We shouldn't say this stuff on the internet. KFC genetic disorder. (Done). Ian's doing a skydive. And we're talking about pants again. Listen to this episode for complete details. The pictures will end up on the internet. Roger Moore and Keanu Reeves have both jumped out of a plane without a parachute. Sign off chat. See you guys next week!

It's a national holiday because one of the royals is getting married. We aren't complaining. Show notes for this episode come thanks to Mr Lebowski and are as follows: Show started at 12:05, a patriotic star with our National Anthem segueing into Sex Pistols God Save The Queen. Rich and Allison talk about the Royal Wedding, which made Walli cry a bit. Allison has a poorly finger, and is a bit upset that it's going to cause longer term problems, which isn't nice at all. I, TheBigLebowski called in, first time since christmas. I talked bollocks for 11 minutes about SimplySyndifest, coming off my meds and being skint from buying a new camera. call ends. Rich says there is going to be a show recorded after SHaFT with Allison and Casey, covering more details for the Festival. Kennedy calls in, but my 5 month old daughter decided it was time to be fed, so I didn't get to hear any more that this!

Time to hit you up with another great and too old episode of SHaFT. You know you love it.

I told you I've got to stop doing this.

It's time to play SHaFT catch up. I've got to stop doing this.

This was recorded the night before our latest listener meet up. It also has some VERY IMPORTANT news about Simply Syndifest.

We get invaded by a couple of strange guys.

It was just me for this one. Hmm. I'm not always brilliant you know.

Show notes for this episode can be found at http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1081 thanks to Scott for doing them. If you're interested in Simply Syndifest you should really listen to this episode.

Show notes for this episode can be found on our forums at http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1039 thanks to Scott for doing them.

There wasn't an explosion here, it was somewhere else. Show notes can be found at http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1009 thanks to Scott for doing them.

This episode was originally broadcast on Simply Syndicated Radio on the 18th of February 2011. There's loads of stuff you need to know about Simply Syndifest. Show notes can be found on our forum at http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=994 thanks to Scott for doing them.

You can find the shownotes for this episode at http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=955 (http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=955) . Big thanks and woots to Scott for doing them.