Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to KushyDreams.com and use Promo Code YMH for 20% off your next order - Go to ForHims.com/mom - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%.   Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their dating pet peeves. They take a look at a rich Cool Guy that explains his outlook on dating. They also discuss Trisha Paytas' recent raunchy tweets. They watch videos of a garbageman Cool Guy, an Argentinian senator who got caught being inappropriate on Zoom, an elephant enema, and a Family Feud bulge. They discuss news articles about recycled rubbers and swearing parrots. Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss his new podcast the Roach Motel. Josh gives an update on his Cameos and discusses the possibility of the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl. They watch a video of a very cool singer, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Steve Byrne is a comedian, actor, and writer-director of the new film "The Opening Act." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss the making of the film, how him and his wife differ from Tom and CP, and Charo's famous fart. He watches some Horrible or Hilarious videos, some Cool Guys, Congressman Jerry Nadler potentially browning himself, Christina's TikToks and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on their first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code MOM. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Use promo code [mom] for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com - Try the sample pack at drinkLMNT.com/MOM or by searching “LMNT” on Amazon.com. It's just Jean and Jean for this episode of YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P kick this episode off by watching a clip of some road rage in Australia. They switch gears to talk about their recent experience signing up for tennis lessons, which leads to Christina reminiscing about watching her dad play tennis. They also discuss their new favorite reality show on Netflix, "Indian Matchmaking," being prejudice toward certain dog breeds, and why BBC flagged our last episode. They call YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's tattoo artist, Derrick, for an update on Norm. They also call Top Dog to ask him some pressing questions. The Main Mommies then watch a new video from the Mousepad Cool Guy, an interesting take on dating, a guy walking a doll, a bear on a video chat, and a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis confronting Conald. They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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