Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until December 4th by going to https://ymhvirtual.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! -If you’re feeling the pinch during the holiday season, find out how much you could save on home and auto insurance at https://Policygenius.com. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout. - Go to https://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to https://Whoop.com/house and get your first month free when you sign up for a 6-month membership Jeans up! We got another solo ep with just Tim and Chris-Jeansa! The main mommies get into how they love to cancel family plans at the first instance of difficulty, Tom has difficulty sneezing, and they discuss the Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. boxing match. We then get into one of Tom's favorite subjects: old people relations and showing that to people. We get a sweet followup to Tom's colonoscopy, we get into a batch of cool guys (one of them being Rudy Giuliani), how dads love The Hunt For Red October, a disturbing batch of TikToks, and an update on the plastic chair collector! https://ymhstudios.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.facebook.com/yourmomshousepodcast https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until November 29th by going to ymhvirtual.com Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Get $5 off and ZERO delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the code MOM. - Go to Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - At PaintYourLife.com there's no risk. Get 20% off and free shipping when you text the word HOUSE to 64-000. GOOD MORNING MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18! On this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 3, discuss Tom's upcoming colonoscopy, and analyze Nadav's questionable choice of a favorite movie: Drumline. They watch a new Fedsmoker clip, as well as a Reese's exec confirming the pronunciation of the brand's name, an Australian news anchor who accidentally drops the C-word during a broadcast, a cool guy's beard trimming method, some of Christina's TikToks, and more! Josh Potter joins the mommies on the couch to discuss the fine lady who finally made him finish, and the Main Mommies call Charo and Top Dog to give them a rundown of the recent live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They discuss Trump exiting office, the differences between left wing and right wing media, universal basic income, what it feels like to run for president, the WWE's anti-union practices, why cash is the answer, and the possibility of Andrew being in Biden's cabinet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with Hendawg's most recent banger "Queens Above 18." They then discuss their new Joel Osteen Inspiration Cubes and the reviews the mommies have left for the item on Amazon. Jean and Jean watch an angry bald guy, Garth Brooks discussing copyright, a BBW cool guy, an anti-feminist anti-vaxxer, anti-masker, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips and more! They respond to listener emails regarding Nancy Pelosi's 80-year-old sloppers, the "Reese's" pronunciation, and last week's amazing fart video. The Main Mommies also watch update videos from Tony Johns and The King, as well as Fart Simpson's newest prank call. Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tod and Crystal to discuss living in Nashville, the craziest videos on the internet, inappropriate behavior at comedy shows, Hot Ones, and more. He gets introduced to the Sissy of Freemont Street, Charo's fart, and the "Hole in Face" cool guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM" - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE! Welcome to Tom Talks! Tom Segura is joined by Pro Football Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez. Tom and Tony discuss freak athletic stories, trash talking, high school football, and how comedians are the freest people. Tom shares videos of some cool coaches with Tony, and Tony reveals what it was like to realize he was going to be in the hall of fame, the best cities to party in, and the first expensive thing he bought. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more! YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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