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Hit By A Trainy Sabrina and C-Lane attended a fancy dinner. Opinions are mixed over word that state attorneys will not seek the death penalty for Markeith Loyd. Theories are cast about the well-being of Richard Simmons. Shawn has a major announcement about the show. A story about a train tragedy is reported with less seriousness than one would expect. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

ReFap Shawn threatens to release C-Lane's tax information. A new "Fappening" has threatened a new list of celebrities with naked pictures. An uppity parent complains after a middle school's initials spell out IPMS. C-Lane and Sabrina join dispatchers in offering alternative school names that may be worse. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Steak and Mop Mop Day Sabrina and C-Lane recap how their Mondays continued to get weird after the previous show. Shawn discusses doing the math to estimate when you were conceived and ponders if there is a jump in the amount of pregnancies as a result of Valentines Day. Dispatchers chime in on weird and/or public places they've had sex. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

My Little Hoggies Daylight Savings Time is throwing everybody's schedule off. Shawn learns about biker bars. Sean Spicer gets hassled at an Apple Store. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Livin La Vida Mimosa Things get weird when two brothers smoke mushrooms. C-Lane gets a present from a fan of the show. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Live From Ron Jon's Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane take the show on the road to Ron Jon's Surf Shop in Cocoa Beach for the 2017 Beach 'N Boards Fest. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Chicken and Biscuits Sabrina is out in observance of National Women's Day. Shawn and C-Lane ponders which businesses will be most affected by a "Day Without Women." The Republican answer to Obamacare has a ridiculous name. Shawn learns something new about feminine hygiene products. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Toaster Tapping Casey Anthony breaks her silence about her trial and her daughter's death. Shawn and C-Lane try to figure out why a "virgin-killing" sweater in Japan is referred to as such. Smart TVs could be spying on you. Sabrina debates whether to take off work for a Day Without Women (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Charms vs Crunch Sabrina and C-Lane recap some of their weekend at the Okeechobee Music Festival. Shawn has been crying all weekend, but pinpointed the source of a pungent smell in his car. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Fritz Friday Fritz joins Shawn for a Friday while Sabrina and C-Lane attend the 2017 Okeechobee Music and Arts Festival. Shawn talks about penises. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Chobee Thursday! A description would be here, but C-Lane has already checked out and is in vacation mode. Happy Chobee, Chodes! (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Good Luck! Shawn was surprised by the different tone of Trump's speech, but taken aback by the amount of time spent clapping. C-Lane was spotted celebrating Fat Tuesday in costume. The CEO of Uber apologizes after an awkward interaction with a driver. Belvin Perry shares his thoughts on the Casey Anthony trial. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

The Phrase That Pays Shawn puts out a challenge for people to win tickets to the Okeechobee Music Fest. C-Lane and Sabrina are already in festival mode. Something goes wrong at Amazon and half the internet takes a giant dump, postponing dispatches. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

STEEEEEEEVE!! The Oscars suffer a major mistake. Shawn recaps a scene at a bar among friends who don't seem to drink together often. A racer has some words for Goodyear tires after losing the Daytona 500. C-Lane and Sabrina's strange obsession with Bill Paxton gets stranger when news of the actor's death spread over the weekend. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Cat's Away With Shawn absent, Sabrina and C-Lane take over the show. Lady Raptastic returns for a visit. C-Lane reminisces over pieces of Orlando that are no longer with us. Things get weird. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)