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We Say What We Want Shawn discovers the radio station's new billboard campaign. Radio retractions get a new feel on the show as Shawn decides that some things need to be taken back. The show discovers options for grocery shopping without leaving the house. Sabrina finally learns Shawn's new nickname. Shawn is nervous about C-Lane's repetition of a word. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Planets! Shawn drums up contingency plans for the upcoming NASA announcement, which he's sure is about aliens. A study finds that fat people may last longer in bed. People get butthurt when soulfood is served on a Black History Month menu. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

The Colt Cult NASA has a big announcement coming up but Shawn thinks it may be only interesting to nerds. A police officer who melted down at a tow truck driver finds out what her punishment is to be. A man narrating a news clip about a creepy police officer becomes distracting. A notorious family in Australia is being brought to justice. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Congratulations Me! Shawn got C-Lane to break his no-drink pact at brunch. Sabrina's wedding DJ gig went swimmingly. A pool player who doesn't speak very good English gives an awesome interview. C-Lane is tired of Shia Lebeouf. Amy Kaufeldt calls Shawn out on not saying I Love You. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Bro Friday Pinkman joins the show for a bro Friday, along with a mystery intern. A creepy Florida man decides that ramming into a woman's car with his truck would be a perfect way to get to know her. A woman is caught smuggling horse genitals. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

GREATEST LIVESTREAM EVER. While Sabrina is out for a wedding, Shawn and C-Lane make history as they present the world's greats Facebook Live feed. Nuff said. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Hard to be an Owl Shawn and C-Lane look forward to a couple of bro days while Sabrina skips town to make her wedding DJ debut. A woman caught in a WorldStarHipHop video is obsessed with little people. Shawn finds an app designed to secure intimate videos taken among couples, but C-Lane and Sabrina have trouble testing it out. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Shawn Loves It's Valentine's Day, and Shawn has already screwed up by not getting a card. C-Lane contemplates just staying home for the night. Sabrina coaxes Shawn to reveal a sensitive side he doesn't usually show. Shawn and C-Lane check their belly buttons, for some reason. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

#FootballSelfie Shawn's restauranting hit new highs over the weekend. C-Lane is the last man standing for Sober February. Sabrina finally gets caller "Bob" to crack with a visit from the devil. A pilot scares off some passengers after showing up in plain clothes and ranting over the PA about Trump and her divorce. Some are mad about a picture taken with the holder of nuclear codes. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Kiss That Mother C-Lane has been extra sporty and saw Jameis Winston at a Magic game. FCC complaints about the Super Bowl have been released. Sabrina and Shawn want to learn the piano. C-Lane educates on the songs to learn to impress women. A staple of the Tampa area is going away. Shawn reveals whether his son finally added him on Instagram. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Hear that? Two members of the show may find themselves in legal trouble. Disney is opening an Avatar land in Animal Kingdom, Shawn says they picked the wrong day. Sabrina gets annoyed when Shawn ruins yet another story from The Next Episode. A couple open carry advocates bring guns into a police station. A bar owner faces a misdemeanor and a jury trial for his reaction to a underage drinking sting. The show tests their hearing. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Catsup Shawn ruins multiple stories for Sabrina's Next Episode. After much debate, a gorcer in the UK is selling its ketchup bottles in a refrigerated aisle. Sabrina and C-Lane follow Shawn's son on Instagram, but Shawn can't see his posts. The oldest fish in captivity dies. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

I drink too much, curse far too often and obsess over breaking news. I hope we can still be friends.

Smonday Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane recap their time watching Super Bowl LI. Lady Gaga impressed with a high-tech halftime show. Shia LaBeouf's live stream gets weird without him. Tom Brady can't seem to find his game jersey; Shawn finds out what it's worth. Callers try to explain the new vape practice of "dripping" when it comes up in a story. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

89 Bucks?? C-Lane and Sabrina are still not drinking for the month. Shawn doesn't understand how C-Lane hangs out at bars and drinks water. Shawn is still miffed over his window sticker. C-Lane takes issue with one of the items in the Grammy Award Ceremony gift bag. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)