2 Guys and a Mic

After the guys gush about 69LIVE at Kevin Smith's SModcastle (Monday, November 15 at 8pm if you must know), they welcome LA radio legends Heidi and Frank for a hilariously scandalous time in the Leopard Den. Oh, yeah...they do an interview too. Heidi and Frank discuss their long journey from 97.1 to that media wasteland called AM radio and finally, to ruling the world and being their own bosses at www.heidiandfrank.com. It's one of the best 2GnaM's yet! And if you like creepy moustaches but hate prostate cancer, look no further! You can sponsor Ken's booger trap by clicking here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/900886/ .    

In the first new show since the Orlando and Maui getaways, Rich describes the disturbing details about how his and his wife's post-honeymoon glows were shattered the moment they pulled into their driveway. The lights in their house were on, but it was a stranger that lurked inside. Listen...enjoy...and keep your doors locked tight. Oh yeah, and Happy Halloween!    

The guys "Re-Release" the show they recorded before vacations with a brand new opening segment. Was the original one too smutty? Too controversial? Too crappy? You'll never know. Plus they announce their 1st official guests for 2GnaM LIVE69 and get stood up by a hot blonde YouTube sensation. And there's more...    

Way back in February, Eric Lange (Secretariat, You Don’t Know Jack and LOST) joined us as our very special guest; either that or he was just using the Leopard Den as shelter from a cold, rainy night. Well now, a short 8 months later, he is a red carpet staple…and still our friend! So, while we’re tweaking our latest ‘new show’ to make it suitable for broadcast, we shamelessly replay this classic 2GnaM. And go see Secretariat dammit! It’s about a horse.     6daa0bcf-5d39-4b3f-a364-a0e12c28f450 1.03.01

After Ken spews about getting blocked on Facebook for disagreeing with someone's status update about Katy Perry and Elmo, the guys welcome their very special guest -- John Fugelsang! John loves to talk and the guys love to listen...with envy. John's stories of his VH-1 days will leave any true rock 'n' roll fan drooling    

Imagine being a freshman at college for only two weeks and you already have a reputation for pooping in strange places. Well imagine no more, Rich and Ken have a story of the ultimate dormmate from hell. Plus, the guys revisit their legendary interview with "Sh*t My Dad Says" creator Justin Halpern and lay the groundwork for doing this ridiculous excuse for a show in front of a live audience. Yup, 69LIVE is in the works.    

After the guys recap their Labor Day misadventures of adult diapers and meat-cleaver-toting ice cream men, they slam a shot of warm vodka and blind dial a party line in Las Vegas. What happens next is pure podcast gold and it may or may not entail a bargain ho ($200 per week)who smokes a little bit of the crack pipe. Then, Rich boasts about his upcoming Zulu Nation induction. Ken never felt whiter.      

Rich and Ken lament about how cool and cutting-edge entertainment once was before Janet's magical melon and sunny nipple shield popped out on national television and pissed in everyone's corn flakes. Then, it's Ken's secret desire to own a motorcycle when he's in his 50's. Is this a hip, new Ken coming out of his shell or the initial sign of an early MLC (mid-life crisis...minus the hot flashes). Ding-ding-ding! If you guessed MLC, you're right!      

With the help of his trusty toilet paper catcher's mitt, Ken comes clean about his late-night masturbation sessions and the do's and don'ts of rubbing one out when you're married. Then, the guys compare their bucket lists...with their own special twist of course. Oh yeah, there's some other stuff about wearing carcases and making out with children, but who really cares? Enjoy.      

After Ken vents about his Seattle flights from Hell, Cheyenne calls in to share his thoughts on some of his favorite daytime TV talk show topics: vulvodynia and birth orgasms.  And for fans of humor above the crotch, the Movie Matts return with their review of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Eat, Pray, Love.

Rich brainstorms a new baby-proofing product that's bound to spark a few protests and then, the guys answer one suspicious critic's plea to dial up the smut factor.  These are NOT the guys to take home to your mother, unless of course, she's into dusty pigeons, salty pirates and loves doing the marlin. 

Rich and Ken open the studio door to not one, but TWO awesome guests with very hearty laughs. First up, fellow Hot Talker, Langdon Bosarge (Langdon Nation) invades the studio with his robust energy and his sleeveless t-shirt. After two segments, it was abundantly clear why his podcast is one of the most entertaining ones out there. The man loves to talk! Then, Rob Sheffield, author and Rolling Stone writer, calls in to discuss the music of the 80's and his cool new book, TALKING TO GIRLS ABOUT DURAN DURAN. Rob even agrees to a friendly trivia game called STUMP THE SHEF! Take a listen and see how he does.

In the muggy July heat of the Leopard Den, Rich and Ken's demented minds go on a tear, covering everything from bride slapping to broken feet to fast food fender benders to the banishment of men's slow-pitch softball, and finally, to the all-important question: how many Scientology converts would it take to win a date with Kirstie Alley? And if that's not enough to whet your appetite, the Movie Matts are back with their reviews of "Despicable Me" and "Eclipse."

The guys are back with an all new 2GnaM!! (Admit it, you're moderately aroused.) NOTE from theNewJackS:  "It's about friggin' time!" After Rich summarizes his not-so-entertaining college tour of the northwest, the guys welcome back Jess and Mar for an update of their latest social escapades...and Ken's Little Mermaid pals play a big part.  Christ on a bucket, let the drama begin!!!

It was just last summer when Rich went on his infamous bachelor party and this "Best of 2 Guys and a Mic" is the only surviving documentation of the events that transpired on that memorable evening. All other photos, recordings and artist renderings have been destroyed. In this podcast, you'll hear all about Cheyenne's 4-4-1, the legendary Honduran hooker head fight and the prehistoric beast known as Mariahsaurus Rex.