The Mustache Rangers Podcast

When was the last time you had dim sum? Some of that would hit the spot right about now. Sticky pork buns? That would hit the spot. The Mustache Rangers talk about teeth on this week’s podcast adventure. Enjoy it the way you would a wine you are pretending to like. And, as always, the […]

The Mustache Rangers wanted to start out the new year by destroying their resolution of never missing a podcast. Now we can move forward, live civilized human beings that are not held to the standard of a half-assed resolution. The Mustache Rangers talk literature in this week’s podcast episode. Share it with someone. And then […]

After flying through space for hundreds of years, you start coming upon the same topics again and again. Really, there are only a limited number of things to chat about. Most of them involve ice cream. The Mustache Rangers talk about art, again, in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy most of it.

It’s hard to get a parking ticket in space. You need to be really neglectful. I mean, there’s open space all over. Just drive around for 5 more minutes and you’ll find a legal spot. The Mustache Rangers talk about comic books in this week’s podcast adventure. Don’t text while listening.

Here is the thing about plans. They take work. And a lot of work at that. At least, if you want a well crafted plan. If you want to half-ass it, you might as well not plan at all. No use putting in half the work if it is all going to come out the […]

Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers miss a week of duty. Usually it is because they are out of radio contact. And even if it isn’t, it’s a pretty good blanket excuse. Plus there is a check box on the “why were you out” from for “out of radio contact.” Saves ink. The Mustache Rangers deal with […]

There isn’t a lot of roadkill in space. In fact, all road kill in space is killed on a planet and then shot into space. It stinks less up there. The Mustache Rangers figure some things out in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Drink it down your ears.

No matter how long you’ve known somebody, there is always something new to learn about them. It gets really annoying. How many layers do you need to have? You like eggs and hate Westerns. That should be all we need to know! Get over it! The Mustache Rangers discover new things about each other in […]

Words aren’t just for looking at. Sometimes, they mean something. Bibliophiles beware of this week’s podcast episode.

Don’t eat food that you leave in your warm space ship for too long. That is all. The Mustache Rangers deal with their minds in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it all.

They is a phrase in fashion that you may not be familiar with. It’s called “size.” All clothes may look the same, but they actually come in different “sizes.” Pants should be worn around the waist. If they have fallen to the ground, it is an issue with “size.” We just changed your life. The […]

You never want to appear too eager. That’s right. I’m talking to you, Mr(s). Eager. Put down that list of debatably exciting activities and take a load off. You deserve it. That’s the lie you can keep repeating to yourself. You deserve it. The Mustache Rangers get the rust out in this week’s podcast episode. […]

Even if you hate politics and think that for vote doesn’t matter and don’t agree with either party and live in a shack in the woods and have some sort of death pact with your common law wife and make moonshine from your own urine, can still be politically correct. The Mustache Rangers deal with […]

When you say “it takes all kinds” you actually mean “what a weirdo.” Say what you mean next time, instead of sugar coating like the apples you’ll soon be enjoying after the cool on the wax paper. The Mustache Rangers deal with personal property in this week’s podcast. Enjoy how they do that.

Is there anything in the world scarier than a clown? Yes. Does that make you feel any better? No. The Mustache Rangers sift through this clown business in this podcast episode. Enjoy it alone.