The Mustache Rangers Podcast

Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and the recipient of your code can use. Only use this code once. Your enemies are crafty. There may […]

Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen to the freshly cleaned Terrance Day origin podcast as well! So gather the children around your computer or iPod, cover their ears, and listen […]

Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when you ear kiss. This week’s Mustache Rangers involves sickness. Maybe. It doesn’t matter. Listen to it.

Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do it. Anything can do it, really. Here is an example. When someone wanted to make Lord of the […]

It may seem like last week just ended, but it is time for a new one. Butter up those “new week” smiles with a healthy helping of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’ll help Thanksgiving go down easier.

The Mustache Rangers are joined this week by Dr. Jeremy Carter, PhD and Dr. Matt Gourley, PyT of the Superego podcast. If you don’t go to GoSuperego.com and listen to their excellent work, you’re more than a fool. You’re a dirty fool. A fool who has, somehow, become dirty. How did you become so dirty, […]

Human contact can be overrated and underrated. Sure, hugging is great. But punches aren’t. And those are almost the same thing. It is okay to be confused by this. You might want to read a book on the topic. The Mustache Rangers hold hands in this week’s episode. Enjoy it alone.

Imagine the Mustache Rangers are using their socks as puppets while recording this week’s podcast episode, because that is how it happened. It is not an excuse, because there is nothing needing an excuse. It’s just a little treat for your brain. Enjoy.

Most ulcers are caused by other people. Unless you live in a shack in the woods. Then your ulcer is caused by wind and wolves. You should have that looked at. The Mustache Rangers deal with society in this week’s podcast episode. Share your friends with it.

Everyone is stupid sometimes and can’t make a decision on their own. They need someone to help. Someone to share the blame if things don’t go according to plan. Newspaper columnists have had a pretty good monopoly on this market for some time. But it is not time for the podcast market to take over. […]

People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you. This week, the Mustache Rangers instruct you on the art of refreshment. Listen to the podcast with both ears at the […]

The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot […]

Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may […]

It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli. The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it […]

It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that […]