FACT: Marriage and Children RUIN YOUR SEX LIFE...but we're here to help with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Summary: Seemingly EVERYONE on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right had come to the grim realization that being married and having kids has put the kibosh on their sex lives...which is why we're doin' the Lord's work by gifting a couple of lucky listeners some rubber lovin'!...we'll except for one of the ladies who is doing her level best to ruin her young boyfriend for all other women.... It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!!