Siamese Buttholes, Woke Dongs and Livin' in Van Down By The River! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Summary: MANIACS! Everyone playing the damn Adult Toy Price Is Right were a god damn bunch of maniacs today! From keepin’ kids off of your sex swing, to Siamese buttholes, and one lady whose ex left her for an older woman in a broke as minivan…we covered a whole lotta ground this morning while bringing a little hump day joy to the masses!! It’s THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you, as always, by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!