Summary: Episode 12: Your face is a fucking carnival Welcome back friends. This episode starts with stupid stories from our younger years and concludes with personal stories about doing magic mushrooms. The main talking points are related to high school skylight messages, night driving on magic mushrooms, Hansel and Gretal-ing with toilet paper, taking a leak on your friend’s lawn and also learning the nicest possible way to egg someone’s car. Get ready to discover how breathing can control your bathroom plunger and let your imaginations soar as Teapot gives us a detailed blueprint to her parent’s basement. (You will need those blueprints in order to avoid the sad room, the scary crawlspace and the bathroom that turns your pee green) Answers and questions, questions and answers!! Can you forget how to swallow? Why did Mr. Clay’s car make a collect call? After dating someone for a week, should you marry them? Should you cheat on your boyfriend with your high school crush? Why did someone threaten to throw a log of firewood through Mr. Clay’s windshield? Why did Teapot call Mr. Clay a piece of shit? Is $43.50 too much to pay for a lanyard? Do sex and drugs blend well together? Is Teapot’s friend the Devil? Why did Mr. Clay hide on the roof of the Husky Restaurant for over an hour?
