2 guys and a mic #97 - Pooping, Puking, Telenovelas, UFO's and a Wolf Dog Ate My Baby

Summary: Rich and Ken begin with this important life question:  if you could have the most beautiful woman on the planet given that she has to have either chronic projectile vomiting syndrome or a diarrhea Super Soaker for an ass, which condition would you choose?  Head scratcher, huh?  Then it's onto even more intellectual issues - werewolves in Detroit, UFO's in London and the telenovelas in our dreams.  2GnaM #97 is a bit of a grab bag, but then again, aren't they all?