2 Guys and a Mic

It's the VERY LAST SHOW from Rich and Ken on HotTalkLA!  Be sure to catch it!The guys celebrate their 100th podcast and inaugural Toadhop appearance with the hilarious David Koechner (Anchorman, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, The Office) and the "comedic vixen mixologists" known as Alie & Georgia, who create a special cocktail for the occasion - 2 Guys and a Mike's!  It's two hours of some of Rich and Ken's finest work yet!  Then Ken eats raw ground beef on a cracker.

Rich and Ken return to the Leopard’s Den after a summer of travel and family mayhem to discuss the upcoming video webcast of SHOW 100 from Toad Hop Studios, Ken’s hatred of the lead-filled duvet his wife makes him use, Virginia 2GnaM correspondent Gerardo’s future with college sex, their recent appearance on Heidi and Frank’s After Hours and how mortifying it can be to have a 2 year-old ask to hold your johnson while in a public restroom.  And if that’s not enough to completely repulse you, there’s always turd burgers!

Rich returns from his son's little league adventure in Cooperstown to a less humid and mosquito-free Southern California and to find something extremely refreshing - his home was NOT burglarized.  After he readies The Leopard Den for podcastration, Ken drops by with the cold Tecates and it's time for the first 2GnaM show in three weeks!  As usual, the guys cover all the bases including Dina and Gregg's 2-year anniversary, Virginia Gerardo's email and more preparation for Show 100!  Midget strippers anyone?

Rich and Ken begin with this important life question:  if you could have the most beautiful woman on the planet given that she has to have either chronic projectile vomiting syndrome or a diarrhea Super Soaker for an ass, which condition would you choose?  Head scratcher, huh?  Then it's onto even more intellectual issues - werewolves in Detroit, UFO's in London and the telenovelas in our dreams.  2GnaM #97 is a bit of a grab bag, but then again, aren't they all?

After Rich and Ken swap stories about their Father’s Days lost, they do their hilarious Skinemax oh-face impressions and then discuss the juicy May/December coitus of Doug Hutchison (51) and Courtney Alexis Stodden (16).  That’s a 35 year difference for those of you ignoring the math!  And if that’s not enough, the guys trump that with an even creepier tale out of Amish country.  NBC Dateline eat your heart out – this is “To Catch Ye Predator.”

Rich and Ken trade in nighttime Tecates for daytime cold meds and a panacea of issues. First up, Ken’s 2-year-old tackles stealth crib escapes and pissing in the potty all in one day. Then, the guys lay down the groundwork for SHOW #100, a live video webcast from Heidi and Frank’s Toad Hop Studios (date TBD)! And last but not least, it’s all about the assholes – Weiner’s weiner, the guy who crushes his own melon with his own SUV and one dumb woman’s drunk voicemail going viral, all thanks to the brilliant folks at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.

It starts with an innocent chat about Ben’s swimming lesson and Ken’s renegade eyebrow hair, but then it all derails rather quickly and the show material takes a head-first dive into the gutter. The guys take Cheyenne’s two topic requests, condoms in adult films and pole-dancing as an Olympic sport, and weave them into immature podcast gold. How about masturbating and cat-fighting as olympic events? What key role do midgets play in saving the entire porn industry? This is a show to be proud of, 2GnaM fans! Pop open a Tecate and enjoy.

While pounding cans of Tecate (Ken drinks 3 and Rich milks 1 - the whiner claims he's sick), the guys massage their egos by perusing complimentary emails, discuss when the world is going to end NOW, get lectured by a 12 year-old on the true meaning of the number 69, wonder what penis size would fit comfortably into a beer can's mouth (obviously) and finally in the last segment, they discuss ?????  Uhhh, this topic could easily throw Ken's ass in the dog house.  You're just gonna have to listen to find out.

After talking Underoos and covering the latest on Ashton Kutcher’s new gig and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bastard child, the guys welcome Rich’s wife Sayra (you’re welcome, Michael) into the Leopard Den to discuss Judgement Day! That’s right, sinners, it’s right around the corner – May 21st to be exact. So, party hard Friday night and stock up your earthquake kits! Jesus is the shit, y’all!

After a couple of weeks away from podcast land, Ken thought Rich would've forgotten about the friendly "Tawny Kitaen" wager, but apparently not! Prior to recording, Ken has to pay his debt and jog through the Rich's hood in his skivvies. Yes, they got it on video. It didn't do Johnny Knoxville proud, but it definitely got a few neighbors locking their doors. Also, the guys lament about their wives' hormones and how this fall just might mean baby-making time. Again.

While Rich and Ken drown their brains with Tecate and salsa, the minions who actually produce their show put together a rather entertaining “Best Of.”  First, Heidi and Frank join the guys in the Leopard Den followed by a Brown Note fantasy diatribe.  Finally, drink mavens Alie and Georgia mix up cocktails and TV show ideas with da boys.

After Tawny Kitaen cancels her phoner at the last minute (okay, the last couple hours), the guys have to scramble to whip up  another entertaining show.  Wait a second, that's what they do every week.  Why should this week be any damn different?  The result - weird farts and some hilarious Nicolas Cage inspired drunk stories.  And let's not forget about THE BIG CHALLENGE:  if Tawny does not end up doing the show, Ken will have to run around the block in his underwear.  Odds are, after she hears this immature schlock, Ken's going to get his streak on.

After the guys announce a plan to find a show intern who moonlight's as Ken's podcast-friendly mistress, they analyze what exactly went wrong at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival and why Ken was left hanging. Then, it's all about David Arquette and his newfound little person fetish. Is D.A. the next Charlie Sheen? Listen now and find out what the guys think. Oh yeah, and hot Asian girls should always carry plenty of towels with them.

No, it's not an unknown doo-wop group from the early 60's or a self-help book for obesity, it's show #88 and it's the best title the guys could come up with dammit.  After Rich and Ken lay down their plan of attack for the big karaoke party at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival, they set their course for the usual 2GnaM variety:  Ken's late introduction to gayness, a semen-stained Santa hat, Cha-Sheen, old Korean ladies and the relaxing magic of whale watching.

The title of this week's show was snatched right from the headlines of South California's very own OC.  Rich and Ken DO NOT in any way condone the details of the story and as parents themselves, feel for the victims.  However, this is a comedy podcast and anything that involves a man dressing as a clown to stalk children at a Taco Bell deserves a little ribbing.  And if that's not enough to appall you, the guys then spend approximately 20 minutes chatting about Ken's sperm.