Frosty the Snowman (1969)

Summary: This week we goof and gaff about a Rankin Bass classic about everyone’s favorite non-Michael Keaton snowman, Frosty. If you thought you knew everything you could learn about Frosty, first of all, how dare you, and second, you’re dead wrong. Topics include snow penises, twins, trash theft, Men with Hats, immaculate conception horrors, an ice cream monster man, and the sensual act of moving some stuff around. We love you!