Presidents' Day Blow Out

Summary: "Young David Hasselhoff" calls, claiming he is a version of the entertainer in the past. Then his mother calls to specify what he means. She has spent time in the lab of Dr. Bozo, a clown/doctor who calls to reveal the bigotry that clowns face.\n Following his discussion of clown segregation, President Andrew Jackson begins detailing his open parties at the White House. It turns out that somehow David Hasselhoff's mother used to attend and that Andrew, along with his friends Rumpelstiltskin and Gorilla Boy, had a bet to see who could sleep with her first. The winner's face would be on the one million dollar treasury bill.\n Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, wanted to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman's illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he didn't know.\n Besides the topics listed in the above segments, you'll also hear an interview with Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin. One of POTG Radio's pathetic competitors, Newton Folds, tries to reveal President Roosevelt as a fraud.