Slave Labor

Summary: After speaking with Santiago McPherson, a lawyer for the McDonaldland Fry Kids, and Pontius Pilate, a judge, two Fry Kids are called. After Santiago guesses as to where Fry Kids come from, SpongeBob Squarepants (or as he says, "Squibblesquat") and his pants call. Sponge Bob works for Crab Man's underwater fast food joint and reveals he has used underwater potatoes as fries, who become Fry Kids if you let them grow. He has sold these grown "Fry Kids" to Ronald McDonald for labor.\n Bob Beasley from the Bank of New York calls POTG Radio to complain that his employees are distracted by the show and asks that it be taken off the air. When he mentions Bill Clinton's old negative money idea and how he has invested in a stock market based on it, Clinton's father, Bill Elvis Johnson For Short, calls. Beasley also reveals his true identity.\n Also in this episode, Quailburglar calls to represent McDonald's. Bill Clinton is found in Sri Lanka and cues POTG Radio in on Negative Casinos. We also hear from Captain Morgan, the once masculine pirate, now a casino manager.