Language Barriers

Summary: Jermaine Jermolst, a porn director formerly married to a hermaphroditic whale, calls to promote his new male porn star. The call was prompted by UB's previous discussion of the pistol shrimp; the porn star goes by that same name, Pistol Shrimp, and offers his unique version of peace for England and Ireland.\n POTG Radio's favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.\n Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace's cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he's on, they explore how "spending time" in the same cave has created a telepathic link between them. Then the "First Man" calls, followed by a 16 year old girl who proves that even the first man is just a dirty old man.\n Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he's dying because he can't remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who's still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody's old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.\n Also on the show, U.B. Jackson gives an alternate meaning to Pistol Shrimp. Willow drinks.