Ice Cold Potatoes

Summary: POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for "Ruler of United Scandinavia," a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ "fell on" the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her into royalty. Gonzo also calls to have it out with Mole Man.\n With Mole Man and JC Superstar both campaigning to be elected "Ruler of United Scandinavia," they turn to two famous ice cream makers for support. The first is the cold-hearted Cream Christ, the second is Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man.\n Ernie calls from the secret hospital where he is being kept against his will; he has not, in fact, died of cancer. He has no idea where the hospital is located and fears that for the upcoming event known as the "Airing of Correctances," he will make the worst mashed potatoes (as judged by Snuffleupagus), and thus be crucified. Two rock musicians call to offer help, as well as David the Gnome.\n Hear all of the above plus get more in depth with the United Ruler of Scandinavia race.