Coke Rises in the East

Summary: T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he's getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who's a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T.\n The Harlem River's impersonations of other famous POTG Radio callers provokes the one and only Ronald to call. This in turn gets the Burger King to call for he first time ever. It turns out he's in Australia and is friends with Godzilla, who is originally Australian. Pretty soon it's an almost all-Australian panel as a representative from the Australian Union of Falcons calls, along with Nunchuck the kangaroo. Godzilla becomes bloodthirsty for Ronald.\n The ice cream mogul made out of ice cream, Cream Christ, calls. He apparently has discovered a certain substance, and has procured Luigi of Mario Bros. fame to help change his image. Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man and JC Superstar call to try to intervene with Cream Christ's new hobby. They all work together on JC's bid to win the election for "Ruler of United Scandinavia." Then we hear from Luigi's brother, Mario, Luigi's blow-up doll, and the woman the blow-up doll was modeled after.