The Highway to the Sun was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt

Summary: POTG Radio's favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a "non-comedy" routine with host U.B. Jackson's asexual parent, otherwise known as "Greater Organism Jackson."\n Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy's bed (it's not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.\n The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.\n The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.\n The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.