A Bad Bunch of Fatherfigures

Summary: Barabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Reade and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has a marsupial-like pouch where he incubates McNuggets.\n Old friend Richard Simmons calls to reveal his colorful new clothing line, which includes snakeskin panties- which he's currently wearing. His friend, fashion designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), calls to add his two cents as they also discuss their new diet suggestions for the hosts.\n The Pillsbury Dough Boy calls and quickly incurs the wrath of both Gimnael, Grimace's motorcycle-riding brother, and Piglet, who has shed the timid persona he had on the Winnie the Pooh show and now is a bloodthirsty member of Gimnael's gang.\n In this episode you'll also hear more about the McNuggets' take on what it's like to be food, their rivalry with the turkey who owns the Pudgie's Chicken food chain, and their war with Ronald, who calls to gloat how he wears slippers and thongs made of McNuggets.\n