Breaking the Law

Summary: "Young David Hasselhoff," the cloned version of, well, David Hasselhoff in his youth, comes up against the Canadian version of himself. As discussed in a previous episode ("President's Day Blow Out," 2007), there are many Hasselhoff clones wandering about. Gimnael, Grimace's brother and leader of a motorcycle gang, invites himself onto the show in his typical manner.\n Wherever Gimnael is, his right hand-man in his motorcycle gang, Piglet, is not too far away. They are exiled in Canada since Piglet is on the run from the law. Gimnael is afraid that the previous segment's discussion of American-Canadian hostilities will incite violence between his gang and their sworn enemies, the harlequins who live in the Canadian plains. Geraldo calls to try to be Piglet's lawyer, and General Gyro calls to make Piglet and Gimael an offer to join his army.\n General Gyro stays on the phone to welcome video game stars Mario and Luigi, still in Vegas after Luigi's legal troubles there. The Brothers' old cohort, Toad, now rich from Saudi oil, calls to offer them jobs in his new casino, and the transgender Louis Louise calls to offer his/her services for giving feedback on Mario's proposed return to the stage – as a stripper.\n Continuing the discussion with the Mario Brothers, Kato Kaelin, O.J. Simpson's infamous former house sitter, calls. He reveals that the Mario Brothers in fact went to Beverly Hills high school after moving from NY to LA in their teens as they were attempting to break into the entertainment industry. Luigi and Kaelin had a rap group for about five minutes while in high school. Ex-video game star Toad is still on the phone, trying to get this motley crew to work for him.