The Greatest Pool Ever Made

Summary: Host Deaze Beans begins by speaking of a pool he made up with an 8th grade acquaintance, only to find out it is now real. Each cabana is equipped with special amenities, and humans are only allowed to join if they have an IQ of exactly 137. Calls are taken from Yolenz, who is a fake Ken doll, and Scott Baio's Drugs.\n The discussion of the fantastical "pool" continues with Scott Baio's Drugs, Yolenz the fake Ken doll, and the very polite Monty Python Foot, who is a cook at the pool.\n "The Pool" keeps dominating discussion as King Hudson joins the show; apparently the whole pool is a way for a mysterious woman to court him. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs also join the fray and continue their technological feud.\n "The Real Aunt Jemima" is in rare form, looking for a date with any and all of the hosts.