When Pugs (and Yanni's Mustache) Cry

Summary: POTG Radio producer, Willow, has been discussing how Gorilla Boy stole his special bicycle. Attempting to mediate the conversation is Wikipedia creator, Wickford Pediatro, a man with a slippery definition of truth. Apparently, Wickford and Willow went to school together. Gorilla Boy has yet another friendly rivalry with Andrew Jackson, this time involving aquariums.\n Andrew Jackson joins the conversation detailing his "aquarium contest" with his old friend, Gorilla Boy. An "angel" who represents/oversees pugs named Pugnacious calls, because all of the previous callers seemed to condone pug violence. McMaster Pug, Gorilla Boy's publicist calls, as does Samuel K. Jackson, who is obsessed with Samuel L. Jackson's movie characters. Then the real Samuel calls.\n Silvio calls. He used to be Yanni's mustache, but now he has been shaved off. Perhaps Yanni was upset that Silvio cost him "bedding Cindy Crawford." The Statue of David calls. A new arrangement between Silvio and David is discussed.\n Two Michelangelos call: both the artist and the turtle. A debate ensues as to whether or not David existed before Michelangelo the artist carved him. The turtle discusses how he protected David from vandalism. The perpetrator, Peter, calls. His attempt to get graffitti on David was all a ploy to get attention from Oprah.