Animals Are There For A Reason

Summary: Yahdderman celebrates scoring his chariot's license and considers Cream Christ as a candidate to pull him around. Cream Christ chimes in immediately, but his first gripe is over a competing ice cream and pizza establishment. Turns out the offending Pizza Hovel is owned by Mario's cousin, who turns this grudge into an all-out verbal melee.\n Grimace reveals to the hosts the existence of an island where Grimace's kin can frolic and go about their daily lives is relative peace... that is until Boy Man and Macho Man Randy Savage come knocking at their door. They claim that Grimace Island is prejudiced against them by denying citizenship.\n Boy Man explains the secret ulterior motives to being a part of Grimaceland, which seems to include a hybrid army of Grimacelike toddlers. Ryan Seacrest decides this would make a great reality show, and Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons offer opposing advice for Boy Man.\n Slim Goodbody describes his new fetish for traveling the world's most dangerous roads, which also doubles as a form of cheap, mentally unstable therapy.