Summary: Dolphins beat media. Multiple news agencies, including KSL.com, rushed to post a story about rogue weaponized Ukrainian military dolphins in which Outside Magazine set us straight by recognizing the hoax. Fun while it lasted though. News: Utah Outdoor Rec Office in the works Utah Forrests targeted by Al-Qaida 53 Yr. Old Becomes Oldest Iditarod Champ Teen Survives Two Nights on Sugarloaf Dolphins Gone Wild – Oh, it’s a hoax Kayaker Finishes 4,000 Mile Expedition X Games Drops Best Trick Registration Opens for GoPro Mountain Games in Vail Endurance SUP Racer Robbed Honnold / Caldwell Free Four Zion Walls Three North Faces Winter Soloed Todd to the Top pulled out this reference: Events: March 15–16 – Ski Photography Workshop OVBA, Snowbasin March 16th – Winter Wizardry SLUG Games - Featuring an enchanting course where riders will be forced to level up while dodging Ice Trolls, Mystical Dragons, and fellow Orcs alike. - Snowbasin March 16th – On-Snow Demo Benefitting Snowbasin Adaptive Sports March 16th – The Front Climbing Club Clipping Classic Comp March 22-23rd - Antelope Island Buffalo Run 25K, 50K, 50 Mile, 100 Mile March 23rd – Wolf Mountain Closes for Season – Pond skim, Rail Jam Retro March 29th – Weber Pathways Presents Dinner w/Pete Fromm April 12-14th – 6th Annual Ogden Climbing Festival April 13th – 15th Annual Spring Session at Powder Mountain June 7-8th – Rockwell Relay Series: Moab to St. George July 20th – Rockwell Relay Series: Pamperfest Challenge GEAR:30: Black Diamond 2013 Digital Catalog Released Pertex included in Black Diamonds Fall 2013 Apparel Line Wasatch Powder Monkeys Smart XBars SUUNTO Introduces new Elementum Terra Designs Big Agnes Scout UL2 Tent Named Backpacker Editors’ Choice 2013 Pee Pants Skillz Session: Climbing: Train Like the Euro’s My Lands: Utah Paragliders Concerned About Rock Excavation “There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.” -Winston Churchil
