Matt & Ramona Off Air

People can't stop talking about how good looking Ramona's nephew is....the only thing is they don't realize he's her nephew, and they think Ramona is in cougar mode!

You'll never meet someone who hates light bulbs more than Matt Harris...he hates buying them, installing them, and now he's annoyed with the new fluorescent light bulbs his wife Amy bought!

When it comes to dirt, Matt just doesn't care. He has a history of throwing untensils away, then digging them out of the trash and reusing them...this time around he's trying to recycle an unfinished drink of his!

We all know by now that fecal bacteria is basically everywhere, but now Matt's here to scare Ramona out of going on vacation by telling her how dirty the beach really is.

Have you ever been disappointed because your french fries are cold by the time you get home? Inventor Matt is ready to come up with a solution for that!

Ramona loves herself some chicken salad...and there's a brand that's so good and so popular that she's on a waiting list to get it!

A therapist says that you should talk to your fellow cowoker if you're having recurring sexy dreams about them, but that sounds like the worst idea ever. Also, Ramona is completely freaked out by the trailer for the upcoming "Cats" movie!

Coffee's been going missing in the station kitchen, and detective Ramona is on the case!

Matt's trying to convince us that velcro shoes are back in style, but we think he's finally reached the point where he's too old to tie his shoes by himself!

So there's a new type of underwear that allows you to wear them for weeks without washing them. Matt's totally on board, but there's no way you could convince Ramona to wear them!

Some guy stood Ramona up and tried to say "I'm sorry" by sending flowers to the radio station...it's safe to say she wasn't having it!

In light of the "Angry Bagel Guy" going on a rant because women didn't want to date him for being short, Ramona asked women to call in to talk about if height really matters to them in relationships.

Y'all know how Ramona is when it comes to germs, so when she dropped her glasses in the toilet at the NKOTB concert do you think she was willing to brave her fecal fear to get them out?

Yes, you read that title correctly...Matt has daydreams about dunking on little kids on the basketball court. We've gotta get this man a hobby!

Matt is completely baffled by the existence of salmon in a can...we should really get Ramona's mom Wheezy to whip him up some salmon croquettes!