The Kane Show's Last Resort

We need to stop the epidemic of people credit card swiping each other's butts! No one likes it and it feels so weird! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, Intern John, and Erick as we also talk about the toys and accessories we wish we brought back from the 90s! Why is Erick hesitant towards bringing "Fate Date" back? Plus, we play more ASMR boyfriends, share our plans for Gasparilla in Tampa, and more in today's Last Resort!

Apparently 40% of people learned about Pythagorean Theorem on the streets instead of a classroom!! Join Kane, Rose, and Riley as we try to remember what the Pythagorean Theorem is and learn why Riley has mild baby fever! Is there such thing as having a relationship that starts "too slow?" What type of music do we listen to when we go home? All that and more in today's Last Resort!

Why is it just when we start to remember our password that we have to already change it? Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we also talk about how much Fortnite is making in only a year and how you might want to change your password for the game! Why was Kane late this morning because of his keys? How are Intern John and his brother trolling their mom? Are you allowed to judge what your date is eating if it gives them bad breath? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

If you wanted to modernize your aphrodisiacs then make sure to purchase some aphrodisiac potato chips! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we talk about what they do as well as why vegans get sick all the time! How did Riley sneak an entire meal from Chick-fil-A into a movie theater? What is the most germ-filled thing you can wear during the Winter? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Kane recently got a 4K TV and he found the one thing that looks terrible in 4K! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as they talk about that and how you should probably invest in Netflix right now before it gets too expensive! Why does Intern John want to go on a double-date with his brother? What is a "break-up-iversary" and why is Riley considering doing one? Plus the unconventional ways you can meet someone and more on today's Last Resort!

We think Pizza Pringles and Cabernet could pair very well together and we're excited to try it during The Bachelor tonight! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we also deal with the power going out in Rose's studio and why we need to remove the word "suckle" from our vocabulary! Why is Riley mad that she never sees Intern John dance? Will Riley ever get to build a snowman with Lyric? All that and more in today's Last Resort!

Rose might have a lead on Riley's mystery guy and we're sending her on a deep-dive investigation! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, Intern John, Erick, and Hoody as we also talk about if we have ever left notes on other people's cars and why we did! What does a Japanese Kit-Kat bar taste like? Who are we hoping endorses us thanks to Riley? Plus, what are the new cliques we all fall into from high school? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

We had so many people text in about their raunchy tattoos that we had to share some of the best ones on today's show! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, Intern John, and Hoody as we also explain our theory of Riley having a "Mystery Guy" in her life! We also recreate the worst first date in history, elaborate on the Black Mirror dating app, and more on today's Last Resort!

Something smells terrible in our building and we have no idea what it is! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we also continue our Dad Joke-Off, but get even dirtier! Why is Riley in such a good mood? What should you ask for when negotiating with your bosses? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

We have A LOT of thoughts on the season premiere of The Bachelor and today's Last Resort is filled with us venting our frustrations! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, Intern John, and Hoody as we also talk about the new office vandal who broke Hoody's decoration and left an anonymous note! Why is CES personally affecting all of us? What is the one product we hope Apple releases? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Every time Riley asks for her Victoria's Secret coupons from Kane he mysteriously never has them! Today might be the day she gets them! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we also talk about how Riley might need a new couch because she think it has bad couch karma! Can you get all your work done and play video games if you finish early? What happened in Intern John's weird dream that he is swearing off social media at night? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Today on the show we talked about a woman who confessed her love on the back of a vomit bag and we want to try and recreate the same thing with one of us! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we also talk about if it's possible to be sober when going out and not get questioned about not drinking! What are the 10 quirky habits everyone does but won't admit to? What's the weirdest excuse you've heard from someone canceling a date? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Just because someone has big shoes doesn't mean you should assume about their "size!" Join Kane, Rose, Riley, and Intern John as we talk about how measurements of one thing don't always lead to the other and how Intern John might have a shoe addiction that's getting out of hand! How long did you wait before noticing you were watching the wrong movie? Also have you failed to slide into someone's DMs when they asked you to? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Who knew LinkedIn is a better dating service than other dating apps because it turns out Kane might have found somebody thanks to the career site! Join Kane, Rose, Riley, Intern John, Sos, and Natalie as we also talk about our drunk personas and how we all have a ton of questions about Bird Box! Who is celebrating "Dry January" on the show? Why do you need a "Yikes" note on your phone? All that and more on today's Last Resort!

Apparently Intern John initially intended his holiday party to be a "fishbowl party," but thank goodness he changed the theme! Join Kane, rose, Riley, Intern John, and Hoody as we also explain the REAL reason why Erick made someone get up and leave at lunch yesterday! Why are vegans mad at birth control? Will Riley ever have a second kid? All that and more on today's Last Resort!