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Sally Smuggled Sea Weed By the Sea Shore. Apparently bundles of Free Marijuana have been washing up along the east coast of Florida, sending people into a frenzy and resulting in the dumbest search for criminals ever. Oh and there's a new Playstation Classic announcement! Enjoy!

Elon Musk’s terrible Twitter habit has finally landed him in court defamation, and it’s nobody’s fault but his own

Fortnite is Ruining Everything... including your marriage! Is Fortnite responsible for a rise in divorce rates? Not really. This whole thing is dumb. Then we talk about lyin' weather reporters and Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker!

Is Henry Cavill really out as superman? Or is this just some big dumb experiment from Warner Bros. Will DC get anything right? Also, Netflix doesn't like mean words and Buster Scruggs finally has a trailer!

First 50 people to sign up will get $50 off your first two weeks of Blue Apron! Click here: https://cook.ba/2xgiYKr This podcast is sponsored by Blue Apron It's been a wild year, but gaming still has some tricks up its sleeves. Is Call of Duty: Blackout actually a great Battle Royale game? Did EA Break the Law? Will they pay the price? And do people care about the latest iPhone releases?

Technology continues to make marriage proposals terrible, and the latest example comes courtesy of Spider-Man for PS4.

Getting back online is confusing, and so much happened this weekend that we need to explain to ourselves, and you. Serena Williams had a Meltdown and lost the US Open, a MotoGP Racer tried to take out an opponent, Kanye's Big Suits are Hilarious, and meme's featuring... well, you get it.

Geralt of Rivia has been cast for Netflix’s upcoming The Witcher series and it’s none other than Henry Cavill! But before we get to that, we run down all the various crazy things that happened in what was one of the newsiest news weeks in recent memory.

For no discernable reason, Elon Musk is back on his bull$#it going after that Thai cave rescue guy

Torrie fills in for Eliot and we talk about the ongoing MoviePass saga as well as the very strange casting and uncasting of Alec Baldwin in Todd Phillips Joker Movie.

Amazon has elves working overtime on twitter making sure that everyone is happy!

So the "Biggest Event on the Internet" happened this weekend and it seems like people enjoyed watching YouTubers get punched. But was there more than meets the eye with the Logan Paul vs. KSI Boxing match?! ...no.

AMC Theaters is being sued for putting small theater chains out of business, Michael Jackson may not have actually sang on a few of his songs, a farting security guard gets fired for farting, and the next Bond movie loses its director

Social Media Ruining Careers, Lives, and pretty much everything else. One person may have lost a great internship at NASA, One family lies about facing down the Holy Fire, and One lawyer ruined his whole life by being a terrible person but wants you to pay his legal bills!

Elon Musk works 120 hours a week running 3 companies and thinks this is a totally normal thing with no alternative solutions