Crisco, Dez & Ryan

What's your worst habit?? "I smoke and judge worse habits, like lying, cheating, and stealing." "Buying Lipsticks and nail polishes. I have more of them than any woman should." "My worst habits, I love sleeping with all the single men who I work with even with the president of the company."

We dive into the stinky parts of Crisco's and Devin's relationships and hear from an intimacy expert.

Becca got a job interview for her dream job, but she couldn't stop thinking about why the hiring manager was acting strange around her!

What's the most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing? "A group of girls and I were shopping in In a boutique store. I went off to a room alone to totally rip a** long and loud! Then I heard a man cough and he was in the same room..." "Most embarrassing thing I've been caught doing was fixing my wedgie at work!" "As a kid, I was talking with my butt in a mirror like Ace Ventura and got caught."

What's the most superficial reason a relationship ended in your life?? "I met a person that was so nice, we started becoming friends but I ended up ghosting them because she had Fran Dresher voice. I still feel bad lol." "I got unfriended and blocked by a friend I've known for 16 years because I upgraded to first class on Spirit Airlines." "I dumped a guy because he had stubby appendages - real hobbit vibes!"

Devin continues to do things only a Pidge would do, Crisco gets vague booked and Dez tells us about her guardian angel.

Can polite guys be sexy?! Andrea's boyfriend is going so far out of his way to be considerate that it's almost a turnoff!

What's that super dumb fight that you always get into with your family members? "Stupid fight.... hubby never closes kitchen drawers and cupboards." "Stupid fight: How to pronounce "milk". SOME PEOPLE in the house say "melk " and that is WRONG." "My son is willing to disown the rest of us over his ketchup preference. Only Heinz will do!" "My family argues over whatever stupid, petty tantrum my dad wants to throw. He once threatened to ground me because I wouldn't pass him a bowl of bread rolls that was well within his reach but I had to get up to hand them to him. Wondering if my dad and Twyla are related..."

This morning listeners texted in some of the grossest things they've seen kids put in their mouth, we go over the ones that could only be read on the podcast. Plus, we play another round of "You Laugh, You Lose" and hear how Dez pays tribute to our brave men and women in the military.

Lisa is not your typical mom. Is it so wrong to want your kids to grow up, be successful and move away for good? Her son has a big idea that makes her feel like the worst parent ever!

What in life is just driving you nuts right now?? "Most annoying right now....my ex is still breathing and ruining our kids lives." "EVERYTHING my husband does!" "The amount of times my roommate clogs my toilet and the face he makes when drinking, is annoying me the most!!"

Crisco's feeling himself lately and apparently he's making everyone else feel him too. Plus, we find out why Disney World isn't always so magical and why Roseville in a natural phenomenon!

Is it possible that you can be too close to your parents? Dan's girlfriend shares everything with her mom... like, everything!

What's the one crime that you wish you could legalize?! "Not sure if it's a "crime" but I'd love drinking in public legalized. It'd be nice to walk around target with a white claw to drown out the sound of whining kids." "Punching stupid people so I could knock some sense into them!" "Legalize murder. My brother in law is a nightmare."

Ryan's back from his vacation and he is thrilled to be home! He tells us all about the madness and mayhem he encountered in Mexico. Plus, apparently Crisco's home is a natural phenomenon?