Spitballers Comedy Podcast

We’re coming in hot this week with some huge news. Don’t miss your invite to our upcoming party! Then, come alongside us as we learn the answers to some pretty serious questions. What are the limitations to Jason’s accent impersonations? How can we easily tap into a true source of joy in this life? What the heck is a saucer? Would you rather or would you both? Finally, the guys cast a blockbuster action movie by drafting a hero, sidekick, love interest, and villain. Truly a “don’t miss” episode!

This week, Andy had to seek out some ‘Life Advice’ of his own after a series of unfortunate events took place in the bathroom. The boys also discuss what to do when you realize you didn’t pay for an item you got from the store, what kind of headphones to wear if you don’t want people to talk to you, and what the repercussions are if other people don’t hear your words until 10 seconds after you say them. We wrap this funny episode by drafting the perfect SNL cast.

Would you rather have your future in the hands of a fake surgeon or a fake defense attorney? Now that you are in a new relationship, what do you do about that tattoo on your back with your ex-girlfriend’s name? If you ask a waiter for a food recommendation, is it rude to pick something else? Andy, Michael, Jason are continuing to answer some of life’s most important questions. We wrap this episode with a draft that will have you randomly singing all week long - Best TV Jingles.

Have you ever felt like you are being watched? Like life’s every moment is a performance? On today’s show, you will be comforted to find out you are not alone. We also go back into the ‘Situation Room’ to find out why Jason would leave his human family behind for his new animal pack and how the guys would work together to defeat an “evil force”. This episode comes to an end with an awesome superpower draft in an effort to assemble the coolest superhero.

When do you move on from a great pair of pants that no longer fit? How do you recover from absent mindedly shouting “You too!” at a waiter who tells you to enjoy your food? Does aggressive eating lead to excessive mouth trauma? As always, the Spitballers cleared their busy schedules to answer some of life’s toughest questions for you. This episode is wrapped up with a draft of the ‘Coolest Vehicles from TV & Movies’.

What do you do when you find yourself in the wrong bathroom? Would you rather be an android amongst humans or a human amongst androids? Jason barely made it into the studio to help the fellas weigh in on these very important questions for you today. The episode concludes with a Disney Character Battle Royale draft and the guys have their own battle to determine what defines a Disney character. Be sure to subscribe to enjoy every episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

Andy will be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future after this episode! The fellas also help you determine how you put on your pants, when you might need to switch up that routine, and what life is like when viewed in a mirror. We wrap this episode up with a sure-to-be-controversial 'Best Movie Quotes' draft. Yipee Ki-Yay, My Friend. Subscribe and enjoy another great episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! 

An amazing guest stops by the studio today! You might know him from such things as Home Improvement and ... that's probably it. The guys shared some funny moments about sending a text message you wish you could have back and gave some great advice on how to destroy your enemies. In the end, they construct their perfect meal and Jason goes bananas over mashed potatoes. Be sure to subscribe and share this one with your friends! 

Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! 

Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends!

Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

Thank you Spitwads for ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! Today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast has several gut-busting moments. We learn some (awful) parenting tricks usually reserved for cats and we answer the age-old question of when to wet your toothbrush. It gets heated... in more ways than one today. We finish it up by drafting the most memorable TV show theme songs of all time. Enjoy the episode and share with your friends! 

It's been a while since we've had a Situation Room experience on the podcast, but the wait is over! Serious, life changing situations like moving your nose to other parts of your body. Important stuff. We also figure out exactly what the worst chores are that you should want to get out of and what songs we probably shouldn't know all the lyrics to. Enjoy today's episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. 

The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. 

We're back to kick off the new year with some family friendly nonsense. On today's show, we have some "Would You Rather" and "Great Questions" that lead us into some interesting debates like, how long do you go without correcting someone who gets your name wrong? We finish it all off with another Mock Draft, assembling the scariest team of movie monsters. Enjoy!