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Hannah & Rose discuss high school weddings, vampire pregnancies, and why a One True Love might be much, much creepier than you were expecting as they watch The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

Hannah & Rose discuss conquering new realms, maintaining orc-human relations, and the benefits to discovering carrier pigeon technology before you go to war as the watch Warcraft (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the weird West, the love/ hate relationship between the dead and dirt, and why the best actors in the world can’t save your terrible movie.

Hannah & Rose discuss the price of a bus ticket, streetfighting of the future, and how much you can really do in a day as they watch In Time (2011).

Hannah & Rose discuss werewolf snuggling, where all the deer in Washington went, and how this all seems strangely familiar as they watch The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010).

Hannah & Rose discuss health class curriculum, the many uses of library books, and how we’re all already doomed as they watch The Day After Tomorrow (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss pagan demons, chimney food, and why you should never, ever, ever, upon pain of death, forget the Christmas spirit as they watch Krampus (2015).

Hannah & Rose discuss moon people, beetle samurai, and what weapons you shouldn’t use when you have limited depth perception as they watch Kubo and the Two Strings (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss ambiguous hallucinations, parenting tips, and why vampires are more modest than werewolves as they watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009).

Rose was trapped in a movie theater by a freak popcorn accident and had to eat her way out. In celebration of her return, Hannah & Rose discuss Hugh Jackman’s hair, the difference between friars and monks, and how to decorate a 500 room castle as they watch Van Helsing (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss the three great loves of women–cats, beauty cream, and pizza–as they watch Catwoman (2004).

Hannah & Rose discuss daddy issues, deadly poses, and why you should blame all your flaws on your ancestors as they watch Assassin’s Creed (2016).

Hannah & Rose discuss the irresistible charms of sullen teenagers, the irresistible allure of sullen vampires, and why if you has transfer high schools in the middle of your junior year, you should transfer to Forks as they watch Twilight (2008).

Hannah & Rose discuss the wonders of gravity, why everything should be on fire, and how to properly segregate your workforce as they watch Upside Down (2012).

Hannah & Rose discuss horse whispering, Jon Snow’s abs, and why you never tell anyone you’re one gladiatorial fight away from freedom as they watch Pompeii (2014).