I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

Michael and Gerald are reunited in the East Coast Gloom Tomb in anticipation of the debut episode of I AM CAIT on E!. They've got their pizza and their popcorn ready because they've got questions. For the undercard they talk NBA, Seymour Rapaport aka Bill Cosby, Ryan Seacrest, Police Brutality, Donald Trump, Rachel Dolezal and more. Then comes the MAIN EVENT. Michael and Gerald are watching the premiere episode of I AM CAIT live and their feelings are not to be missed!

Michael and Gerald are at in again. In Game 2 of the Doubleheader. Gerald is upset that Michael wasn't nominated for an Emmy for his Guest Starring role on Louie this Season, racism towards Serena Williams and sh*t bag Bill Cosby. Michael takes exception to Cosby's alias for freaking off SEYMOUR RAPAPORT. Shaq vs. Pippen. Man vs. Alligator in the Sick F*ck of the Week, Durant vs. LeBron, John McCain vs. Donald Trump, JPP vs M-80, Russell Wilson vs. Abstinence with Ciara, Michael Sam vs. his ex-boyfriend, Chris Froome vs. piss, teenage girls Softball Coach vs. teenage girls Softball Coach, DeAndre Jordan vs. Danny Aiello, this episode HAS IT ALL!

Michael is coming to you LIVE from the Gloom Tomb for GAME 1 of the Doubleheader! Michael is up to bat first and he goes OFF. Starting off with big LOVE to the fans for all the support and Twitter Sh*t talking lately but Twitter has a dark side too. The racism is rampant about Serena Williams and help but take aim at men who just can't handle her body. The Howard Stern Fantasy Football is coming, one famous white man has no lips, Michael relates to Ariana Grande at the donut shop and Michael's HARD BODY KARATE HOT YOGA tale is NOT TO BE MISSED!

"I know you're coming at me hard about this sports thing." - Bill Burr; "You know I'm coming! You know I'm f*cking coming!" - Michael Rapaport; "Alright let's do it, we're friends, you've got a good Snapple in you, let's go!" - Bill Burr; "The people have asked for this!" - Michael Rapaport; Tom Brady. Bill Belicheck. The Patriot Way. GoodFellas. Bill Cosby. Worldwide (Phenomenon) Stand Up Comedy. Bill Burr. Michael Rapaport. I AM RAPAPORT. PART 2: WAR is LIVE! Check out Part 1 in what the streets are calling the greatest two part blockbuster of the Summer.

Michael is in the West Coast Gloom Tomb with the lone red rabid wolf, comedian Bill Burr. They first met making the movie "The Heat" with Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy and are collecting their $42 residual checks to this day. They talk Bill's stand up comedy mentality, how he gets better, what he's working on for his act and what he's learned from other great comedians. Michael and Bill still love working on and watching movies but Michael doesn't f*ck with comic book movies (even though he'd be in one). Since Michael has done so many movies Bill wants to know if Michael knows if a movie is going to be bad when he gets to set. Michael has a special story about a film with a big name star that he did that he calls "a piece of sh*t" and why it was a f*cking disaster. The gloves start to come off in this one! This episode is not to be missed! Stay tuned for BILL BURR - PART 2: WAR.

Michael is coming to you live and direct from the Gloom Tomb. Michael gives a shout out to actor Peter O'Toole. Bill Cosby, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber butt ass on a boat and WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! Michael calls his nephew Duncan who performs ERIC B FOR PRESIDENT from ERIC B & RAKIM - PAID IN FULL in honor of the 27 year anniversary of the album's release. Michael calls Gerald to talk about A-Rod getting snubbed for the All Star Game. JPP nearly blowing his hand off with fireworks on the 4th of July. Donald Trump not being associated with New York City or the Tri-State area for being a dumb ass. Michael wants to bet everything that he has that he won't become President and Gerald feels that strongly about Gov. Chris Christie. Michael and Gerald plea with Caitlyn Jenner not to do all the womanly things at once because it takes practice to walk the streets of NY in high heels. Lester Holt replacing Brian Williams as anchor of the Nightly News for NBC.

Michael had to get out of bed to be FORCED to talk about all the idiotic sh*t that's been going on in the world in this EMERGENCY podcast. DeAndre Jordan reneged on his verbal commitment with the Dallas Mavericks and went back to the LA Clippers. Jason Pierre Paul and C.J. Wilson lost fingers during 4th of July and Michael is wondering if professional athletes need nannies. Michael doesn't know what's going on with the men of the Kardashians. The second Sick F*ck of the Week award is given out. A very relevant Al Pacino Line of the Week line is delivered from Scarface. Michael stands with Dustin Hoffman about his feelings about the movie business being in a crisis in a CAN'T MISS segment. One man is named in famous white people who don't have lips and we close out letting you know about the HUGE week that we have planned ahead.

Michael and Gerald are coming to you from the Gloom Tomb and they're not f*cking around. They talk current events. Michael and Gerald recount sneaking down courtside next to George Gervin to see Year 2 Michael Jordan play at MSG. 25 year old Gerald and Michael going to Minnesota to make Beautiful Girls. While there they would go nuts at Prince's Disco with white women and NBA players. There's a special J.R. Rider story to be told. 15 year old Michael and Gerald were going Hip Hop Clubs in NYC during the 1980's and got to see the top artists perfuming but fights would break out constantly. Gerald was always looking out for Michael who was told not to wander off. G Moody recounts the first time he came to L.A. to visit Michael and how they'd go to the Improv to see the hottest new comics. Growing up with former NBA player and Brooklyn legend Kenny Anderson, taking a joy ride around L.A. in a "borrowed" Trans Am and a run in with the cops that included eggs and Ricky Shroeder.

Michael Rapaport sits down with a co-star from his upcoming TV show, TNT's Public Morals Matt McGorry (Orange Is the New Black and How To Get Away with Murder). These two thespians discuss Matt's rise to fame from personal trainer/body builder to part time actor to star on two hit TV series'. Michael has all kinds of questions for Matt especially when it comes to working on set with so many women and which cast members Matt would want to live on a stranded island with. Michael talks about being on Friends and Fresh Prince of Bel Air and cashing those $.17 residual checks. Matt speaks on the difference between a network show and a Netflix show, people's reactions to him on the street, Feminism, Caitlyn Jenner, most impressive actor's he's worked with and how much of a stickman he is (one who's willing to repopulate the planet if he has to), jail mail and the upstate NY escaped murderers. This episode is NOT TO BE MISSED!

This one episode is a MONSTER and NO ONE is safe. Michael is happy for the gay & lesbian community. He introduces them to terms that they're going to need to get used to now that marriage is legal in all 50 states. Michael lauds Pres. Obama for going out on his shield as his presidency nears an end and for saying "the N-Word" on Marc Maron's WTF Podcast. Michael has strong feelings about letting people continue to fly their confederate flags and Donald F*cking Trump running for President. Our Famous White People Who Don't Have Lips is back! It's not a derogatory thing, it's just a fact. Even though we don't fact check. The large loaf murders case has reached its conclusion. Michael goes through it but is distracted about Snapple choosing Bravo TV's Andy Cohen over him for commercials. Michael then drops a CAN'T MISS, "WIGGA PLEASE". Sending best wishes to Dustin Diamond, Shouting out to France, Soft Ass T Talk & a Kardashian National Holiday. This episode is NOT TO BE MISSED!

Michael is coming to you live from the West Coast Gloom Tomb and he's bringing you the inside information on everything NBA with Lakers Reporter for the Los Angeles, Basketball Insider and NBA savant Eric Pincus. Michael sets the tone by kicking off the episode with a Raging Bull Robert DeNiro line of the week before diving into NBA Draft Talk, (Top Prospects/Predictions), Prize Jewel NBA Free Agents (Restricted/Unrestricted), LeBron James, Head Coaching Candidates, Salary Cap for Dumb F*cks and how it helps the New York Knicks and the Los Angeles Lakers. This is an episode that YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!

Michael and Gerald are coming to you live from the West Coast Gloom Tomb to discuss the defining moments of the NBA season. Michael thinks that the youth of the NBA is taking over for better or for worse. For worse would be J.R. Smith bringing a scooter to Game 6 to the NBA Finals. Michael and Gerald GO IN on LeBron James for claiming to be a great leader/best player in the world and allowing J.R. to behave like this. They recount what would've happened if J.R. was on the Lakers, Celtics, Sixers, Bulls teams of the 80's/90's. Danny Aiello and Chris Broussard chime in. Michael takes aim at LeBron James' acting in the new Judd Apatow movie 'Trainwreck'. One more thing on Rachel Dolezal being light skinned and the difference that makes in the black community. The L.A. Tour with Gerald rolls on and he airs his frustrations about people coming up to Michael and pitching things to him on the streets. Part 1 of the HISTORY of how Michael & G Moneti met and their adventures together.

Michael and Gerald are coming to you live from the West Coast Gloom Tomb to discuss the horrible shooting in Charleston, South Carolina, recap the NBA Finals, give away the first the sick f*ck of the week award to an Alabama man who took revenge on his girlfriend by going raw dog after her dog. We are proud that President Obama is going on WTF Pod with Marc Maron next week but offering him and the First Lady an OPEN INVITATION for date night on the I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST as well as challenging President Obama and Secretary of Education Arnie Duncan (who Michael played with in the NBA Celebrity All Star Game) to 2 on 2 basketball, Gerald is afraid to body the President. Rachel 'Ray Ray' Dolezal from Whitehead, Indiana who has been making the rounds on television/attending Howard University/going after Iggy Azalea and offering her and her ex husband Kevy Kev an OPEN INVITATION to join the podcast about. The big loaf murderers are still on the loose.

Michael & G Moody are treating the I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST like rap battles of the 80's and 90's and treat this sh*t like Hip Hop. They're taking heads and hitting the streets. This is the first ever TRAVEL EDITION EPISODE as Michael and G Moneti take L.A. and they're looking to track down the escaped murderers from Clinton Correctional Facility in NY. One of the escaped convicts has a loaf game that's on fleek and it's discussed. Michael and Gerald call out each others health habits while on the mountain. Hot Yoga, Farm to table restaurants and excercise routines. I AM RAPAPORT COMICS, CAVALIERS HANDSHAKES from LEBRON, SPLASH BROTHERS vs. THE F*CK UP BROTHERS, Michael talks about the time he cursed out his High School basketball coach and a special drop in from a NBA player that they meet on the mountain. This is an episode you DO NOT WANT TO MISS!

The fans of THE I AM RAPAPORT PODCAST called for it, ask and you shall receive. It's time for an EMERGENCY episode with URGENCY! The first ever EMERGENCY with URGENCY episode. Michael and G Moody are INCENSED that Spokane, Washington NAACP Chapter leader Rachel Dolezal (a.k.a. Lindsay McCarthy from Iowa a.k.a. Ray Ray a.k.a. Erika Badu 2, Dorothy Whitehead from Whitehead, Indiana) pretended to a black woman when she is really white and there WILL BE BLOOD. Not African-American, she doesn't like to be called that. She pretended to be black. As much as we'd like to tell you more about this GROUNDBREAKING EMERGENCY with URGENCY episode, you're just going to have to tune in to believe it. We don't fact check but obviously neither did the good people of the Spokane, Washington NAACP. This episode is not to be missed!