Good Luck High Five

Everyone remembers their first time. Especially their first time experiencing Magic the Gathering Online! That's what this episode is all about! Come along for the ride as Maria, Ben + guest host Dan delve into the depths of the seedy underbelly of the virtual world that is MTGO. Plus: fabulous "milkshake" cards are born in the Create-a-Card segment, Dan tells the story of the most offensive t-shirt he ever saw (it was in Japan) and everyone gets a little ramped up over the concept of mana ramping.

In this episode, Maria + Ben are joined by guest hosts Taylor + Dan for some Two-Headed Giant shenanigans! (And believe me, there are plenty of shenanigans.) The team covers the fun of multiplayer, the shame of keeping 1-land hands, and what on earth "tongue thrusting" is. Plus, Create-A-Card is back with *three* new cards! Also, find out why pimps prefer Sketchers Shape Ups.

In this episode, Maria, Ben + guest host Nels return in a blaze of glory - exploring all sorts of juicy MtG topics! From the differences between the Pro Tour and Grand Prix to a SWEET Simic deck to an even SWEETER Create-a-Card segment involving none other than the Kool-Aid man. We also pose this question: Did Biovisionary really even think about the consequences of cloning himself? Because there are definitely downsides. Bonus: Nels forays into MTGO and *you* might be able to pick his username! Make it a good one!

In this episode, Maria + Ben are once again joined by guest host Nels! Need some quick pointers on the Gatecrash guilds? Our team goes through what you need to do to make your drafts/sealed decks shine. Plus, find out why Meghan is on a pancake boat, hear all about Nels' seedy love affair with a Frilled Oculus, and we give you some culture with Flavor Text Theatre! Oh, did I mention we crack two booster packs from "The Dark"? They're from 1994! That's practically the stone age! 

In this episode, Maria and Ben are joined by guest host (and fellow Magic amateurian) Taylor! They dive into a lot of common Gatecrash questions, chat about their fav new Gatecrash cards, and explain what percentage of Catholocism is potion-based. Plus, find out what kind of MtG player you are with Maria's sexy Cosmo Quiz! The gang also invents an adult film based on ET. You read that right.

Usually broadcasting from the frozen northland of Minnesota, in this episode, the team takes a trip to sunny Texas for the Gatecrash prerelease! Besides taking naps outside in 70-degree weather - Maria, Meghan and Ben record live at a midnight prerelease party, give some amazeballs tips on how to build a pretty sick sealed deck, and talk about their initial Gatecrash impressions. Bonus: Ben invents a card inspired by Meghan's sleepiness. What could it be?! Hint: It could be awesome.

In this episode, Maria and Ben are joined by guest host Nels - who began playing Magic in 1994 and has since left the game. Can they convince him to come back? And can they convince him to regale us all with his crazy 90s Magic stories? I bet they can! Ben also explains how to splash (without hitting the seat) and we come up with nine, count 'em, nine distinct uses for Dramatic Rescue. You've got to listen to believe it.

Maria and Meghan might be amateur players - but Magic the Gathering Pro Dave Yetka sure isn't! He stops by the podcast to chat with our burgeoning addicts and gives them some sage Obi-Wan-like advice. Our crew talks about "broken" decks, the sweet benefits of going pro, and how to falsely hibernate your pet tortoise. Also, where do you stand on making Magic-themed adult toys? Maria says "yes," Meghan says "WTF." 

Drafting is one of the best things about Magic the Gathering. But what cards should you pick and when? Should you favor bombs or removal? SO MANY QUESTIONS!  Our hosts sort it out for you. Plus, you'll get a sweet history lesson about MtG's roots, hear about Meghan and Maria's Innistrad Cards of the Week, and Ben goes to a wedding! Oh, and Meghan plays the Duels of the Planeswalkers app during the entire show. So get ready for that.

In this episode, Maria, Meghan and Ben go in-depth about the "stack." What it is, why it's there, and how new players can benefit from knowing how the heck to use it. Also, our hosts quiz Siri on her Magic the Gathering knowledge, Ben eats a cookie, and Maria and Meghan share their Great Moments in Addiction. It's everything you could want from life and more. Trust us. We know where you live.

In this inaugural episode, Maria and Meghan begin their journey into Magic obsession, aided by resident Magic expert, Ben. The trio discusses their very first draft experience (Ooo, exciting!), pick out their Cards of the Week, lay out some amaze-balls tips for learners, and make fun of Ben's paleo diet. Plus, just what exactly is a “decoy muffin?” You'll have to listen to find out, people!