Garage Logic

Joe enjoys the smell of lilacs during this time of year. The Manchester bomber is on video taking out the recycling at his residence. Souch wonders why he would do that when he is planning on bombing innocent people in a day or two. Saving the world? A littering in Mpls turns in to a very large story.

The Mayor is tested when he stumbles upon a story where he may take a euphorian view. It has to do with new legislation on wild horses in the U.S. Will he wake up and snap out of it? Tune in to see. Tics are on Joe's mind. These little creatures can really make a mess of things.

The Twins are on quite a roll as of late. Will they sweep the Orioles? Bernie Sanders' wife Jane should keep her mouth quiet on elections. She claims that Iranians really know how to pull off an election. What? Nekima Levy-Pounds and Joe think alike on another subject regarding the Mayor of Mpls.

Food trouble in Portland! Two women went to Mexico to learn how to make tortillas a certain way, bought a food truck and sold food. They were shut down because euphorians thought that they stole the secret recipe and as white women, they should not be selling Mexican food. How outrageous is that?

The Mayor spent the hour today talking about the horrific stunt by Kathy Griffin holding a fake severed head of Donald Trump.

The Mayor spent the hour today talking about the horrific stunt by Kathy Griffin holding a fake severed head of Donald Trump.

The loss of life after a suicide bomber blew himself up at a concert in Manchester is horrible. Who is the dummy that made jokes about it on social media? What for? A cop in London wants to come to work as a w3oman one day, then as a man another day. Huh?

Joe reports that Sir Roger Moore has died at the age of 89. Was he the best James Bond ever? Souch reviews some of the names of the Bond Films in the series and chooses some of his favorites. Commencement speeches are overwhelmingly being done by liberal subjects.

The Mayor comments on the end of an era. The circus is calling it quits. The euphorians and our own Mpls Mayor, Bicycle Betsy, have made it impossible for the event to continue. A man that was hunting big game in Africa, has an elephant fall on him. People's reaction to this is unbelievable.

The University of Michigan has a very unique perspective on old wood paneling: It may offensive to minorities. How one can determine that this is accurate is beyond Garage Logic's control. More higher education updates: Paul Griffiths from Duke University is defended in a Wall Street Journal piece. Educators just do not get it.

Some climate change news, moves Joe to ask some questions to the staff about what they have learned over the years. When will we need to go to the DMV to get our new MN ID's? The boy clock-maker that received all of the attention recently, just won't go away.

A student at Brainerd High School stated in the yearbook that they would like to behead the President. WHAT? Joe points out that this is part of the disintegration of the academy. This story needs some Garage Logic time at the picnic table. Scramble!!

Joe may have started a fashion trend, wearing his 'Keep Saint Paul Boring' T-shirt. The Yale professor from yesterday's show, has been placed on leave by the school. Souch learns that the sitting King of the Netherlands has been doing something very cool for the last twenty years.

A former teacher from the Saint Paul school district has been black listed as a result of some Facebook posts last year. Joe reviews the story and wishes there would be some common sense put into place on this issue. Million dollar idea? Joe presents flammable ice from the South China Sea. What is it?

The powerful tornadoes that zipped through Wisconsin yesterday caused a lot of damage. That led to a discussion of Joe wondering about the placement of the actual mobile homes. The country needs to move on with the Russian debate and President Trump needs to be a leader and take the reigns. Governor Daytona's license tab increase? NO!