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James almost gets to play victim on this week’s Vanderpump Rules but ruins it with good ole fashioned misogyny and pie references. There’s no saving that kid. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

We're talking "Top Chef" and "RHOA" today. We start with blind taste tests and lackluster icebox cakes on TC. Then it's on to glamping madness on Real Housewives of Atlanta. But to start things off, Ben tells us about eating at Curtis Stone's restaurant, Gwen. Get your appetites ready! Oh, and be prepared for important tortilla information. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:30 - Talking about Curtis Stone’s restaurant 00:08:45 - Top Chef 00:52:50 - RHOA

Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the state of Bravo. We take on Lala, Kelly Dodd, Heather Dubrow, and many more in our free-flowing conversation. Then it's time to check in on "Summer House" and "Married to Medicine." And of course our anniversary week wouldn't be complete with a look inside the Crappens Mailbag. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Bravo chatter with Dame Brian Moylan 00:36:45 - Summer House 01:05:52 - Crappens Mailbag 01:15:50 - Married To Medicine

There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a super deep dive of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00 Our favorite pill, Lisa Rinna gives us a call! Also, Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Lea Black (RHOMiami) leave voicemails. Best gifts ever! 34:55 Matt Whitfiled (Yahoo!) joins us for some chatter 40:55 Matt’s general RHOBH thoughts 48:25 RHOBH Recap

Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Checked," "Watch What Happens Live!") joins Ben and Ronnie for a Vanderpump Rules recap. But first, the trio tackle one of the most pressing questions of all time: Is Ariana Mad At Us? Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:19:44 - Is Ariana Mad At Us? 00:31:04 - Vanderpump Rules recap

It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for Thirsy Children and Porsha loses it. Multiple times. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00-57:51 Chatter and Top Chef Restaurant Wars 57:51: RHOA

It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine ladies are in Hawaii for do it yourself couple’s therapy, and Toya finally finds her dream house. Will it wash away? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! Come wrap yourself in cashmere and enjoy this episode full of Fleming-isms, tears, and balloons. Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa goes to the adoption lawyer. It's all so beautiful and emotional and... hold on, hold on... oh here we go again crying like an IDIOT. Just listen to the episode, won't you? Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots of blue things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where Kenya may be due for some broken window policing. But first, we check in on Bravo's new show, "The First Family of Hip-Hop." 00:04:37 - First Family of Hip Hop 00:20:53 - Top Chef: Charleston 01:00:54 - Real Housewives of Atlanta

Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as we dissect the series premiere. After all, it may be the dead of winter, but these douches are making it feel like a Summer's Eve... Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And will anyone eat the pudding? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: 00 Crappens Mailbag 13:02 Ladies of London

It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries to dip into the lady pond and Eileen yammers on some more about vaginas. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com