The Awkward Human Survival Guide

This awkward week we're talking about omnisexuals, more HPV, and the gay youth! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

This awkward week we're talking about gun ownership, cake-based communication, anal for ladies, and the Book of Mormon! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).

This awkward week we're talking about asexual discovery, turd twisters, nasty step sisters, and Poo-Pourri! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD! Special guests: Jeffrey Jay (Comedian) and AJ Jackson (Saint Motel).

This awkward week we're talking about sweaty romance, un-circumcision, and tampon physics! Also, Darren's back! Got questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

This awkward week we're talking about secret Tinder arrangements, cum laundry, and blowing Lady Gaga. Bonus: Erica calls Air Canada and saves $60! Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options! Special Guest: Sarah Klegman!

This awkward week we're talking about piss jars, slut cups, and the complex tango of courtship. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options! Special Guests: Fran and Mac!

This awkward week we're talking about nude drawings, the great poverty debate, and hot octopussy. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options! Special guests: Lindsay Bring (IUD Girl/Bring 1) and John Bring (IUD Guy/Bring 2)

This awkward week, we're talking about a kitten controversy, smelly kid feet, and the illusion of time! It's the OG crew this week, featuring the return of Darren Herczeg!

This awkward week we're talking about masturbatory sports medicine, butt smell, and the meaning of life! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options! Special guest: Will Sterling, creator and host of the Motivation Report.

This awkward week we're talking about your mother's crabs, mind-fucking your dog, and caper cologne. Questions/comments/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options! Special guest: Paul Shaw (co-host of the upcoming podcast Sex Safari!)

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This awkward week we're talking about shifty eyes, sleep pooping, and asbestos—it's what's for dinner! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for all your options! Special Guest: Tommy Honton (Adam's cohost on Supercharged)

This awkward week we're talking about clogging a shared toilet, dildo pirates, and who stole the cookies from the cookie freezer. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email.

This awkward week we're talking about nazi cakes, unknown names, complicated lies, and the science of eyeball cum. Comments/questions/stories? Call or text us at 509-AWKWARD or email at awkward.email.

This awkward week we're talking about the cost of affluence, asexual discovery, and putting your best friend in your spank bank. Want to ask a question on the show? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email Guest: Malcolm Kellner