The Tasteless Gentlemen
Summary: We are the Tasteless Gentlemen We are not merely four men voicing our opinions of the world and the idiots which comprise it. We are the voices of men the world over. Men who have traversed the battlefield of love and life and returned harder (insert infantile chuckle here), better, faster, and stronger. We are the balls of men who have long since consigned their own genitals to wives, fiances, and girlfriends. We are the jerks you love to hate... and love to love. Why? Because we are men with hearts of gold and balls of steel. Balls hardened by the trials and tribulations of innumerable encounters with the fairer sex. ("Fairer," please...) And while we've clashed swords and genitals with many a maiden, we've somehow managed to retain the delicate sensibilities of the innocence and naivete of our youth. A time when girls were nothing more than objects of our affections and desires, and boobs were only something we watched late at night on scrambled channels in our parents' living rooms. It was an age when we believed women were to be admired, respected, and pursued. And we acted accordingly, and perhaps even got laid a few times in the process. But reality quickly set in, and we soon learned these dainty damsels were by no means so deserving of admiration, respect, or pursuit. They were evil beings, capable of ripping our respective hearts out of our rectums. And so the chivalrous turned chiva"less", and respect became something earned, not given. Our pursuits became our passions, not the desires of an era long forgotten. And the girls we once admired learned to admire the hardened (insert another infantile chuckle here) men we'd become. Because it was they who made us. It was they who took the hearts on our sleeves and buried them in our respective crotches. We are all gentlemen at heart... our hearts merely reside in a different location in this day and age. And this, my friends, makes us the Tasteless Gentlemen.
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Podcasts:
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom are in studio to talk about their Facebook woes, a crazy vacation to Scottsdale Arizona and shitty festivals. We're rebuilding the Facebook empire! https://www.facebook.com/tastelessgentlemen/
Bradley, Alex, Dom and Scoop are back in studio for another listener asked Q&A on "Why do bitches...?"
Alex, Bradley, Scoop and Dom are in studio to discuss Scoop's Thailand trip, drug stories, and the new Meme Team t-shirt! Available here: https://teespring.com/ttgmemeteam
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom are in studio to talk about TTG "legal troubles", internet cry babies and a hook up.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom talk about Kanye's booty fingers, Bradley's dry spell and being king of the castle.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom are in studio to talk about Dom's ruined car and awful night, Scoop's last date, and terrible black outs.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom in studio to ask the age old question, "Why Do Bitches?" They also discuss the murdering Power Ranger, cheating, and "sneaky body". Track ID: Schoeny - Trash Talk
Bradley, Alex, and Scoop have special guests Carly and Jackie in studio to talk about golden showers, black outs and sexual fetishes.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom have their friend and Bradley's former neighbor, Jackie, in studio to talk about "dick luck", tall girl problems and an offensive meme on Facebook...
On this episode of the podcast, Bradley, Alex, Scoop, and Dom have DJ Schoeny in studio to talk about newly found single life, animal sex, and Charlie Sheen.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom talk about Bradley's terrible DJ name, Scoop's wedding hook up, the new dating app Happn and they have a little argument over fiberglass showers.
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom have Patrick from WilliamPainter.com in Studio. They talk Essena O'Neill, Kevin Costner's awful movie, and Craigslist casual encounters.
Alex, Bradley and Scoop have a special guest, Bo, from thedongbong.com. They talk lifelong grudges, the old days of the internet, and gaining red wings...
Bradley, Alex, Scoop and Dom talk dj life, marriage life, and wet dreams...
Bradley, Alex, Scoop, and D talk about racism, bottle service girls and last weekend's shenanigans.
