The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Umbridge stoops to new lows in order to take down our biggest friend–but we know what she’s doing, that foul, lying, twisting old gargoyle! Thanks to an extra special meeting of the Defense Association, Cho has A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!  Unfortunately, Harry doesn’t have too long to bask in the glow of his first kiss, as he takes a little virtual trip to the Department of Mysteries. In other news, get ready for a ton of failed impressions and bizarre attempts at recreating the noises that characters make in this chapter… Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Umbridge stoops to new lows in order to take down our biggest friend--but we know what she's doing, that foul, lying, twisting old gargoyle! Thanks to an extra special meeting of the Defense Association, Cho has A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!  Unfortunately, Harry doesn't have too long to bask in the glow of his first kiss, as he takes a little virtual trip to the Department of Mysteries. In other news, get ready for a ton of failed impressions and bizarre attempts at recreating the noises that characters make in this chapter... Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Hagrid is back, and he recounts his tale (or is it his tail?) of his time with the giants for the three nosiest kids at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, and Hermione learn conflicting information about Gurgs, gain new respect for Olympe (she’s not afraid of roughin’ it), and continue to question exactly how Hagrid got his disturbing injuries. And Hagrid is saved from spilling more info by a knock at the door from everyone’s least favorite toad. Warning: Alice and Martha both try out their Hagrid impressions frequently in this super silly episode, with varying degrees of success. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. This episode is brought to you by HelloFresh. Visit hellofresh.com/realweird30 and enter promo code realweird30 to receive $30 off your first order. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Hagrid is back, and he recounts his tale (or is it his tail?) of his time with the giants for the three nosiest kids at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, and Hermione learn conflicting information about Gurgs, gain new respect for Olympe (she's not afraid of roughin' it), and continue to question exactly how Hagrid got his disturbing injuries. And Hagrid is saved from spilling more info by a knock at the door from everyone's least favorite toad. Warning: Alice and Martha both try out their Hagrid impressions frequently in this super silly episode, with varying degrees of success.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.This episode is brought to you by HelloFresh. Visit hellofresh.com/realweird30 and enter promo code realweird30 to receive $30 off your first order. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel) and the Sorting Trucker Hat to sort the characters of 30 Rock into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both 30 Rock and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel) and the Sorting Trucker Hat to sort the characters of 30 Rock into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both 30 Rock and the Harry Potter series.Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

Memories of two jam-packed weeks of D.A. meetings are enough to buoy Harry’s spirits, but only for so long. Malfoy tries his hand at song lyrics, Harry and George give an exhibition of Muggle dueling, and Educational Decree Number Twenty-five has devastating consequences for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. But we can think of one thing that might cheer you up… Hagrid’s back. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Memories of two jam-packed weeks of D.A. meetings are enough to buoy Harry's spirits, but only for so long. Malfoy tries his hand at song lyrics, Harry and George give an exhibition of Muggle dueling, and Educational Decree Number Twenty-five has devastating consequences for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. But we can think of one thing that might cheer you up... Hagrid's back. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Dan Krebill (AKA The Real Weird Father) and the Sorting Funnel to sort the characters of The Wizard of Oz into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Wizard of Oz and Harry Potter series. This episode is brought to you by Green Chef. For $50 off your first order of Green Chef, visit greenchef.us/realweird. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Dan Krebill (AKA The Real Weird Father) and the Sorting Funnel to sort the characters of The Wizard of Oz into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Wizard of Oz and Harry Potter series.This episode is brought to you by Green Chef. For $50 off your first order of Green Chef, visit greenchef.us/realweird. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

Harry gets irrationally defensive of Sirius, Angelina still can’t stop talking about Quidditch, and Fred and George suffer from some massive pus-filled boils (which might have ruptured). The D.A. (also known as the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group) holds its first official meeting, which means that Harry finally gets to practice his already excellent teaching skills in the magnificent Come and Go Room. This episode features a lengthy appearance by Dobby, as well! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Harry gets irrationally defensive of Sirius, Angelina still can't stop talking about Quidditch, and Fred and George suffer from some massive pus-filled boils (which might have ruptured). The D.A. (also known as the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group) holds its first official meeting, which means that Harry finally gets to practice his already excellent teaching skills in the magnificent Come and Go Room. This episode features a lengthy appearance by Dobby, as well! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Alice and Martha find themselves wholeheartedly agreeing with Lav-Lav about Hedwig, Harry, Ron, and Neville get in trouble for “fighting,” and Angelina can’t stop obsessing about Quidditch. Meanwhile, Snuffles is back on speaking terms with Harry, and Umbridge is getting her stubby hands in the middle of everything (literally and figuratively). We hope this episode will be enough to buoy you through the week! If not, look on the bright side–at least you’ll have time to do Snape’s essay! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Alice and Martha find themselves wholeheartedly agreeing with Lav-Lav about Hedwig, Harry, Ron, and Neville get in trouble for "fighting," and Angelina can't stop obsessing about Quidditch. Meanwhile, Snuffles is back on speaking terms with Harry, and Umbridge is getting her stubby hands in the middle of everything (literally and figuratively). We hope this episode will be enough to buoy you through the week! If not, look on the bright side--at least you'll have time to do Snape's essay! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!

Hermione gathers approximately 25 of her best friends for an informational meeting at the Hog’s Head, even though the Three Broomsticks probably would have been a safer bet (she’s got a LOT to learn). Fred and George order everyone butterbeers, and then weasel out of paying for them. And Harry finally has the opportunity to execute some of the lessons he’s been dreaming about. If you’re having trouble listening to this episode, we have a long, lethal-looking metal object that we can clean out your ears with! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!