The World of Phil Hendrie

Phil talks to RC Collins of Bradley Military Academy about the Army's first two female Rangers. And Dean Wheeler's song "Go With It" is given the Wes Hurlford treatment...as in he gives it the lyrics to "There's A Midget."

Dr. Elcott hosts another episode of "Elcott-The Next Step" with his guest Gaba Lapit. But the doc quickly runs afoul of the Overlords and is leveled at molecular and atomic stages. An Elcott teamster takes over the show and that isn't any better.

Lloyd Bonafide, as the mouth siren cop, pulls Harvey over again and gets into it with the General. Phil reveals that its going to be left up to the audience who stays with the show...Lloyd or the General. Steve Bosell accuses the Fat Jew and Patton Oswalt of ripping him off... The joke? "What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato? You don't pay to have a potato on your face."

The identity of the "mouth siren" cop is finally revealed... Art Griego comments on another downed Indonesian airliner. Jay Santos speculates, rather leeringly, on why a Virginia woman went missing suddenly and almost as suddenly was discovered. And Reuban Ramon Escobar pays the show a visit for the first time in many a day and talks about Trump's chances with "Hispanic/Latino" voters.

Margaret finally gets around to singing "29 Palms"...big whoop. Ted Bell features "Keep 'Em Cool and Keep 'Em," a special event at Ted's of Beverly Hills that invites people to bring their elderly friends or family to Ted's to sit them in large tubs of ice. Bob Green of Frazier Foods is willing to give up his support of Donald Trump and support Rand Paul. But there's a quid quo pro. Ed Elcott, Bobbie Dooley, and Jeff Dowder discuss the "death" of Yoda.

What's your freak? Are you kink? What kink is you... well anyway, it's time once again for "The August Selsen Sexual Exploration Hour." In this episode August and "Lady Beth" explain how to do the BDSM kink properly. Hint: always have a fire axe at the ready!

Phil discusses the perils of summer hiking in the desert with Dave Oliva, a criminal justice student, and Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, a couple of knuckleheads. Then Larry Grover talks about Donald Trump and a "new Republican Party."

Phil tries to discuss with Bobbie and Steve Dooley the Donald Trump controversy but the phrase "juice box" gets in the way... Frank Grey is golfing at Riviera and commenting on the future of Trump... And Father James McQuarters weighs in on Bud's big question: is Bruce Jenner actually dead or not!

The GOP debate is dissected by Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler, and Ted's of Beverly Hills pays tribute to the retiring Jon Stewart.

Dr Jim Sadler believes television causes violence in society and "proves it" by playing a tape recording of himself breaking a medicine cabinet mirror in half with his head after watching a documentary on TV critical of psychiatry. Don Micksa never does get around to analyzing the debate participants because he's sidetracked, yet again, by a discussion about his bad breath...

Margaret Grey guest hosts after Phil calls her early and says he's too "disgusted" to do the show. Bob Green, Frazier Foods CEO, is back to talk about his "homage" to the Cobb salad, the "Bob Green's Green Cobb Cobb." Also, Professor Emory Clayton and Larry Grover debate the upcoming GOP debate.

Phil brings on Justin McElroy and the man himself, Ted Nugent (celebrity voice impersonated), to talk about a controversial picture in which Nugent appears to be having relations with a dead lion. Art Griego has another theory on how and why MH 370 went down. Jeff Dowdder reports on the U.S. Open of Surfing from Huntington Beach.

Phil brings on Ted Bell and Dr. Jim Sadler to gingerly explain why it's not a good idea for Ted's Of Beverly Hills to sponsor the Special Olympics. Vernon Dozier weighs in on Deflategate, but Margaret proves to be far more interesting on the subject. Art Griego, retired pilot, finds the possible discovery of debris from Malaysia Airlines 370 too much to bear.

Phil talks with Jay Santos about the Citizens Auxiliary Police efforts at getting guns off the street, including "the spread," "the flare-out," "the fan-out," and "the hustle." Later Pastor Rennick and Clara Bingham are "watching the Amy Schumer situation carefully. Nothing in this world can send a man straight to hell faster than a blond with a big butt."

Harvey Weirman is seemingly chased by the mouth siren cop until the whole thing is exposed as schtick! Rudy Canosa's nephew Rafael is back with a song about Rudy buying a piece of Ted Bell's Prime Rib Room. Doug Dannger debates Steve Bosell on the implications of an off-hand remark made in Ethiopia. (Hint: It had to do with Donald Trump's ancestry)