That DnD Podcast

Alright alright alright. We found the missing lady and got paid! The fridge is still stocked with medium-quality beer, though, because that’s how Florida Man likes it. Maybe it’s time for a celebrational joy ride? What am I saying—it’s always time for a celebrational joy ride. Whoo-eee! Let’s go! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Feelings of impending doom, mental voices, rows of creepy dungeon cells, and definitely feeling like this is not the place to be—sounds like it’s time to check in with our…team of…detective type…people. Yeah. Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Our team has discovered some trouble. The mystery of a missing woman has turned into some serious weirdness of cult guys, some strage creatures in some in-between place, fractal mouths, and cool pnuemotube trash bins! Oh and also this is all bad. Or is it? Hmmmm. Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Once upon a time, there was a lovely Magic Kingdom where people flocked to be happy and joyous. But every so often someone vanished. And this time, a small band of stalwart “investigators” have gotten involved. So far, their efforts have been a bust, but now…now! Well, now they’ve split the party and suddenly encountered a blasted wasteland of impaled souls and cultists with fractal sets of mouths. But you know, they have beer and golf clubs, so the playing field is definitely even. Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Okay. So we haven’t really found a lot of clues to the missing lady. We did discover that the trash can was not actually a hell portal. So that’s one thing. And we maybe discovered a connection that led half the party (because of course we split the party) to a waste management facility. Only to find creepy cultists. So that’s going to to be great. Especially with the party split. Guess we better find out how this goes now! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Y’all. Y’all! Disney has a pneumatic trash system y’all. This may be better than the pre-story Goofy battle! Okay, but seriously, the weirdly-empty trash can did not, unfortunately (or fortunately?) open into a hellmouth, so we’re slightly at square one, again. Hm. Somebody’s gonna need to sharpen their investigation skills, I guess. Let’s find out who! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Last week my description had a typo! This week I will ensure it does not!  There's a mystery afoot! And it's going down at Disney! Maybe. At least something's happening by the castle. Oh also no one has any investigation skills, so this should go really well. You've all got your tickets, so let's go! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

And now...it's time...to emnbark! There's a ring at the doorbell! A plate full of crackers! A need for pants! And Adam still has no audio! This is going just as we planned! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

We've got quite the rag-tag bunch this time! Mid-Floridian magic is about to get exciting! But the real question is this: Will Jonathon really be forced to play the group-made character from last week? Tune in and find out! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Some of the crew is developed! Some of the crew is not! Some of the crew has magic! Some of the crew has...no thought! (hush. it totally works) Some of the crew still needs some building! Some of the crew's lightning-weilding! You're ready for more shenanigans! I'm running out of rhymes! So yeah. To Orlando with magic we go! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

Well, my friends, you've now met Orlando's famous Orca Avenger and the dubious Florida Man. I do hope you've been quite entertained thus far. Let me freshen up that tea for you and turn on the porch fans before we met the rest of our crew. I promise you won't be disappointed. Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

And now it's time for a new story. A story of swamps and magic. A story of turmoil and trouble. A story of wizards and winning. A story of doom and disaster.  Okay, maybe not quite that dark, but once I tripped into the alliteration, I couldn't stop. Welcome to the land of Swamp Wizards and Dresden, magic and the modern world! Also, there's Florida Man. We definitely can't leave him out.  So now, sit a spell and have some sweet tea. Sorry about the mosquitoes, but here's a fan, and hope that breeze'll help. We've got a story a tell. Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

And now... It is time... For the final episode of Madpocalypse! Today is the day we make it to Scrap Mountain! (SCRAP MOUNTAIN *mouth banjo sounds* WHOO!) What will we find out there? What kinds of cars will we run over and what bandits can we shotgun? Let us discover!  

Oh no! It's the next-to-last episode and even more characters keep showing up! The mega-truck is like a magnet, drawing in random town guards, dirty weird kids, and more! And still, the truck rumbles on through the desert toward the promise of plentious scrap and enough sheet metal to d-i-y armor on any car you can name! It's just so exciting! Pledge/donate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thatdndpodcast Send feedback to:  ThatDnDPodcast@Gmail.com Visit our website: http://www.thatdndpodcast.com Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/?rw_useCurrentProtocol=1&tag=thdnpo07-20

We're stopped for a bit on the way to Scrap Mountain! (SCRAP MOUNTAIN *mouth banjo sounds* WHOO!) Gotta patch a tire, Bitchkicker has some personal things to work out over that dumb kiddo who shot the tire, Zeke has a surprise girlfriend? (I don't even know) What will happen next?