The Progrim with Olin Ezra & The Other Mike Parsons

-A salute to the cool dads working in the Applebee's marketing department. -The first rule of fight box is ___________________. -Google glass mafia terrorizes New York. -Are goats the answer to saving Detroit? Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-The "D" in D-day does not stand for doughnut day, but they're more similar than most might think. -Who are Brad and Claire? Why should anyone care about their wedding? Why did they put a billboard up about it? -Guy drives cross country with his dead girlfriend in passenger seat, won't face jail time. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-The guys mull over their upcoming 100th episode celebration. -Women, memes and the let down that is reality. -Why Mike is getting sick of people putting their kids on TV. -New book claims Jackie Kennedy wanted to divorce JFK. How much of a freak was he? -Fill in the blank: 50 Cent can't throw a baseball because he _ _ _ _ _ _ bates too much. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Detroit's Robocop day, massive disappointment.  -Anti-gay group shows them all by protesting Harvey Milk postage stamp. -Teacher forgets to hang up phone, insults mother's precious snowflake. -If Apple told the Huffington Post to jump off a bridge, would they? Of course they would. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-The guys recount times they were heckled on stage and how they dealt with it. -Kickstarters worse than the Shaq Fu reboot. -Psychotropic drug debate: do they make people more violent? -Is beer the hottest new health drink? Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Another runaway mob blames the media. -James Franco spitting game at 17 year olds on instagram. Creeping or viral marketing? -Planet Fitness a judgement free zone for fatties only. -An update on Pussy Riot, That horrid child who tried to sue her parents and Mike sets his sites on 10 Community Colleges. -Some customers are jerks and sometimes, we ARE that jerk. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Sad local news trumps sad national news on major network newscasts, sadly. -The only thing more painful than a Stone Cold Stunner from your older brother is a Rock Bottom from your mother. -OKCupid proves to be more powerful than Mozilla Firefox. -US Government launched “Cuban Twitter” to fight communism. -Texas yokels find dirty Chihuahua, name it El Chupacabra. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Bill Murray, elderly god of millennials. -How your Facebook is telling you that you may be too old for Facebook. -Grown men react with anger at trailer for the new Ninja Turtle Movie. -The depressing fall of Ebaums World. -Good news for gay couples in Michigan, maybe, we're confused. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Secrets from our past come to the surface. -Beware the "Cousin Landlord" real estate scam. -Two female teachers have a tryst at work, keep their jobs. -Science tells men how to dance if they want to attract more ladies. -Major Magics, Chuck-E-Cheese and The Small World ride at Disney have haunted your dreams since childhood. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Man involved in Flight 370 conspiracy theory hoax stole our get rich quick idea. -Did an evil clown from England cross an ocean and land on our shores? -Man attacked on street caught on camera, passerbys do nothing but..cheer? -Has the nation forgiven Chick-Fil-A enough to eat their waffle fries? Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Gay marriage is legal in Michigan. Well it was for a day, but probably will be again. -Local hipsters dress up in costumes, chase imaginary Dwarf. -Mike is a suburban bad ass but a Detroit wuss, he'll tell you how -List of disgusting ingredients does nothing to discourage our fast food habits. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-The feel good Slayer story of the Year turns out to be a hoax. -Louis CK, comedian or voice of reason? -Twitter turns 8. World reflects on their first “how do I use this thing?” Tweet -Mike takes down insidious local cult. -Could what happened in Ukraine and Venezuela happen here in America? Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Mike and Olin have some explaining to do. -Fred Phelps death, high road or vindication? -Vasectomy madness. -Some guy who played on two Nirvana songs feels gypped he's not going to the Hall of Fame. -Flight 370 assery reaches an all time high, or low. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-Mike is bored with the flight 370 story, but Olin wonders, is this a cover for something more sinister? -Dense man gets naked picture of girlfriend tattooed on his back and wonders why she is upset. -What do fast food workers do when their demands aren't met? Go back to work. -The guys fall for their first internet hoax. See if you can figure it out. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.

-How did people who went after it on St. Patrick's Day get up for work this morning? -The Chicago River, green dye and septic tank disasters. -A man viciously attacks another man at Taco Bell for ____________? -Sorrow porn, sad links and the new way we emotionally abuse each other on social media. -Mike's sister recounts the time she was told she was going to hell by The Westboro Baptist Church. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellular device via Stitcher.