Théâtre Électrique

Starring the Steampunk Baby Dumpling :: Titan of Mars...

The Steampunk Baby Dumpling, Titan of Mars, is invited to dine with the evil Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Planet Mongo...

Magaluf and the New Spanish Inquisition

Dragon's Den :: BBC Mars :: Bootsy, the Bastard Cyborg Gay Cat

Episode 10 :: Slave Ship to Mars

Water and Metal are the key elements of Time Travel :: Water is the barrier element for the construction of Time Portals used as gateways between Universes as the Tangent Vortex :: Metal is the transitional element for the construction of Artifact Vessels... A Prophecy is found in the Sahara :: The long forgotten language of Ptolemy's metal machine, the "Organon Parallacticon" in Alexandria :: "The boy who was murdered now mended, the crownless again shall be King."

If the Ensurance Trap is successful, the Living Receiver is left with no choice but to use his Fourth Dimensional Power to send the Artifact back in time into the Primary Universe before the Black Hole collapses upon itself... The Manipulated Dead are more powerful than the Living Receiver :: If a person dies within the Tangent Dimension, they are able to contact the Living Receiver through the Fourth Dimensional Construct :: The Fourth Dimensional Construct is made of Water :: The Manipulated Dead will manipulate the Living Receiver using the Fourth Dimensional Construct :: The Manipulated Dead will often set an Ensurance Trap for the Living Receiver to ensure that the Artifact is returned safely to the Primary Universe :: Holografix Translation :: "Four times arise, O King of Kings :: One shaft of light doth heaven bring :: Shadows of death reveal the sign :: Reintegration... Transmission of mind..."

The Living Receiver is chosen to guide the Artifact into position for its journey back to the Primary Universe :: No one knows how or why a Receiver will be chosen... The Living Receiver is often blessed with a Fourth Dimensional Powers :: These include increased strength, telepathy, mind control and the ability to conjure memories of the future :: The Living Receiver is often tormented by terrifying dreams, visions and auditory hallucinations during his time within the Tangent Universe :: Those surrounding the Living Receiver, known as the Manipulated, will fear him and try to destroy him...

When the Manipulated awaken from their Journey into the Tangent Universe, they are often haunted by the experience in their dreams :: Many of them will not remember :: Those who do remember the Journey are often overcome with profound remorse for the regretful actions buried within their Dreams, the only physical evidence buried within the Artifact itself, all that remains from the lost world... In the Otherworld of the Celts and in the Underworld of Ancient Egypt, dreams were seen as a means of seeing into other worlds and it was thought that the soul moved out of the body of the sleeping person and actually visited the places and persons the dreamer saw in their sleep. Journey's end found distant light :: foreshadowing another night :: Mirrored deep in finite time :: Icing grey in silver rhyme :: Echoed days so nearly dead ::  Began to burn inside my head :: Shadow wind and firelight ::  Forgotten to eternal night ::   Conjured hell in heaven's eye :: And took my childhood to die ::  Blacken day o sunless sky :: Let no white winged creature fly... Crack all stone and graves of men...  I am born :: I come again... 

The Living Receiver must ensure the fate of all mankind... The Manipulated Dead will set an Ensurance Trap...

Ancient myth tells us of the Aztec Warrior killed by an Arrowhead that had fallen from a cliff, where there was no Army, no enemy to be found :: We are told of the Medieval Knight mysteriously impaled by a sword he had not yet built :: We are told that these things occur for a reason...

When a Tangent Universe occurs, those living nearest to the Vortex, will find themselves at the epicenter of a dangerous new world :: Artifacts provide the first sign that a Tangent Universe has occurred :: If an Artifact occurs, the Living will retrieve it with great interest and curiosity :: Artifacts are formed from metal, such as an Arrowhead from an ancient Aztec civilization, or a Metal Sword from Medieval Europe :: Artifacts returned to the Primary Universe are often linked to religious Iconography, as their appearance on Earth seems to defy logical explanation :: Divine intervention is deemed the only logical conclusion for the appearance of the object, image or artifact. “All that is gold does not glister, Not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes, a fire was woken, A light from the shadows did spring. Renewed is the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king...” - - - J.R.R. Tolkien

This stone pictogram carved into the pyramid walls at Dendera, as animated by famous French Archeologist Adele Blanc-Sec and magician Georges Méliès, tells the story of a great evil returning to Earth after the passing of 3,000 years, between 980 BC and 2020 AD... A fifth element is foretold to rise in a great battle at the dawning Epoch of Aquarius, the Age of Endless Water :: The Egyptian animation was first exhibited at the Paris World's Faire by Georges Méliès, shortly before the mysterious vanishing of famous French Archeologist Adele Blanc-Sec in Paris, 1938... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "The Fifth Element" by Eric Serra

:: Omega 13 :: 13 Seconds Backward in Time ::

—————- :: Special Preview :: —————- - “Thomas Kyd in the Court of King James” - - A New Play by Christopher Marlowe - A most lamentable comedy revealing how King James I sent England’s most vile Puritans to colonise the “New World” in 1603, with two books he wrote :: “Daemonologie” or “How to Find and Burn Witches for Fun and Profit” and “The Bible”... Prologue :: Spoken by Sycorax, Celtic translator :: A man of this time and of these hours, No longer strolls amongst stalking flowers. And yet still, these children, nestled near, With electric eyes and a digitized ear, Raise raging waves against seas of dark reason, Summoning a day, a man for all seasons... On this day two friends were banished for treason. Destined for Padua on a boat in fog. They came ashore in Scotland, thinking it Prague. And how these gay lovers do echo from this beach, This untold tale no teacher will teach. Our actors will show how Christopher Marlowe, Did come to be known by more commercial names. Disguising both himself and his gay friend, Thomas Kyd, in the Court of King James. Prologue :: (con’t) Spoken By Ariel, Faerie of the Airy Mountain What demon fell from the high cliffs of hell? Submersible spheres, copper faces in tears. This ever descending dissembling liar, rebranding wealth as virtue, stars for fire. Yet those who have ears would hear a heart beat true. So smile weary souls as silence falls. Oh guardian sentry, red turncoat to hell, cry, “Hear me now spirits, come ring your bell!” I am not some thing, some dream of the white king. All players in our tale I plead now rise, conceal false face twixt false heart and false eye! Act One, Scene One (Lochlaven Island Beach, in the fog, Christopher Marlowe is passed out on the shore, Thomas Kyd holds his head in his lap.) Thomas Kyd We’ll find no breakfast here...no tea nor toast... This miserable world...this Barbary Coast... That little storm, that tempest in a teapot... A Shipwreck shore where no man set foot before. These Empty icons seem familiar, yet not... My still love, immersed in Dream, and I in thought... So much life is spent in crude contemplation, Dark reveries driven station to station... —- Dramatis Personae —- ——-:: The Players :: ——- King James VI of Scotland Princess Anne of Elsinore Castle, Denmark Prince Regent Christian of Elsinore Castle, Anne’s bother Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Courtiers of Elsinore Castle Christopher Marlowe, the writer Thomas Kyd, author of the play “Hamlet” Guy Fawkes, a revolutionary and a corporate spy Matthew Hopkins, a witch finder general Lord Strange, Master of Theatrical Arts Ingram Frizer, a spy from London Nicholas Skeres, another spy from London Robert Pooley, a third spy from London The Ghost of Mary Queen of Scots, Lochlaven Castle Lochlaven Castle Guard Sentry #1 Lochlaven Castle Guard Sentry #2 Sycorax, the macabre witch of Lochlaven Island Wood Fire Axe, her weird sister and the third twin, Miss Tiffany in Case of Emergency Break Glass Young Caliban, demon son of Sycorax Ariel, a Faerie and a Sprite Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "The Rings of Akhaten" by Murray Gold