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Slip-and-fall scammers in NY; What does each state produce?

Mister Thrump went at it with Ben Carson about religion n medicine n stuff

Marine experiment finds women get injured more frequently, shoot less accurately than men (via WashPo).

Vincent has achieved InBox Zero; Marshall got a birthday card for our barefoot co-worker; Jindal attacked Trump and it was kind of awesome.

Trump Versus Fiorina; Trump versus Ben Carson; 7-11 Bistro; Rising To Your Level Of Misery At Work by Arthur C Brooks; The Bliss Zone; Hillary email stuff; There's a Welsh town with 58 letters in it.

Jack didn't dig Colbert's premiere; College professor writes about why he's leaving academia; More VA nonsense.

ABC News correspondent Jim Ryan reports on the 2 Texas high school football players slamming a referee to the turf during a game.

People who still email and leave voicemails are the absolute worst;

Health insurance told Jack they're not going to cover some treatment they deemed "experimental"; Waffle House sold its 1 billionth waffle; Art scar; Jack glued his fingers together; Porn app took a pic of you then held it for ransom.

Whip/ Nae Nae dance craze; Trump's lack of political experience; Hillary's fake apology; The gaydar may or may not be real.

Jeb was kind of funny on Colbert's debut; Hillary danced on Ellen n stuff; Huckabee was awesome in organizing a press conference event.

ABC News correspondent Alex Marquardt is in Budapest, Hungary reporting on the migrant crisis in Western Europe.

Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner talks Hillary's email latest with us; Comedian Damon Wayans sort of defended Bill Cosby; Psychiatrist shortage.

More Hillary makeover stuff; Jack took the family out to a fancy restaurant.

CBS News correspondent Steven Portnoy reports on Congress being back in session and what's on their agenda; A white guy named Michael couldn't get his poem published. Then he became Yi-Fen Chou.