The Hourchive

Francie "Fact-finding" Futterman’s dream has come true. Get ready to absorb a metric ton of information on cubits, cows’ grass, parsecs, and megafonzies.

Our massive Masters of the Universe tribute concludes as we ditch Eternia for the more cerebral environs of Etheria and discover what happens when Hollywood attempts to offset the loss of Orko with an anthropomorphized bucket of fried chicken eating itself.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to us the day we held aloft our magic microphones and said “Let’s talk about He-Man.”

A new era in percolation begins with the launch of a dedicated podcast for show matters, comments, and our weekly roundtable of recent news, controversial views, and angry Drews. This week we talk the rise and fall of the Lobster font, John’s “Thanos list,” and the relative meanness of Nick.

We kick off our latest season with the final installment of our get-to-know-your-Hourchive-hosts special presentation as guest Hourchivist Ashley subjects Drew to a gauntlet of ambitious games.

Guest Hourchivist Brian “Cinema Paradiso” Davis welcomes us to the comfortable and impeccably maintained reclining chairs of the Marcus St. Charles 18 Cinema to question the existence of M. Night Shyamalan’s latest cinematic superhero deconstruction.

Our month-long celebration of 2018 comes to a close as Nick weaves us through the music we collectively discovered or rediscovered throughout the last 12 months while we walk parallel to the ground with our hands in our pockets.

A quick race through the Prefatorium is followed by the latest holiday party of all time as your Hourchive hosts exchange gifts (and nicknames).

Guest Hourchivist Tony Eighteen returns to help us relive our favorite song-belting, administration-probing, face-breaking, monorail-riding moments of the last year.

Adam single-handedly kills Marcus Movie Madness and spoils Aquaman for everyone.

Our look back at 2018 somehow starts in the Spiderverse and stretches all the way back to Adam's first comic book. In between we'll delete the internet while simultaneously celebrating the best meme of the past year.

How many spidermen are too many spidermen? No such thing for this crew. We’re donning our podcast voices for the first time in 2019 to share reactions (and light spoilers) for Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, rank Billy Joel’s two good songs, and get to the bottom of Drew’s neighborhood shenanigans.

From our family to yours, happy holidays.

Nick and John test the limits of their cohost relationship with a Christmas shopping season trip to everyone’s favorite Swedish temple of tax evasion, where they discuss how to avoid eye contact with people you know, why urban living is a growing movement, and which countries regularly eat horses.

Elizabeth Byrd from The Improv Shop joins us in The Hourchive this week. We talk all forms of improv: long, short, jazz. We play a game or two (just one, really), and learn how improv can help shut your stupid ego up and let you just exist. Yes….AND?!